Hyrule was saved, and so was Termina, so Link, stopped his hero business. After living in Kokiri Forest long enough to be too big for his own bed (a.k.a 4 years) he left to find a home in Hyrule. He couldn’t live in Zora’s domain because he didn’t want Ruto going after him again. He tried living in Goron Village, but he found the fact that he couldn’t find any place to eat normal food kind of bad. He lived in Kakariko, but left soon after he heard moaning and dead sounds. He decided to live in a house in Hyrule Market. He picked up many odd jobs. Each was very easy but Link got fired from each because of his shenanigans. He tried Mail Delivery but he accidentally used Din’s Fire instead of the Bunny Hood because he bumped into a mailbox with his head that morning. He got fired from potion selling because he sometimes would have to fight things and drink potions in order to gain health. He got fired from each one, but one of the more funny firings was when Link had to do heavy moving, he was doing well. One day, instead of moving the stuff, he moved the house (because of the golden gauntlets that fit him) and the people in it were kind of shocked. Anyway, Link had almost forgotten about Zelda. Zelda walked into town one day to check on things, and saw Link. Link was applying for a job but left the line to go to Zelda after he spotted her. She looked different somehow. “Zelda?” he asked, “Is that you?”

“Link! It’s great to see you again! How are things?”

“I’ve been trying to find a job so I can pay off my rent, but these jobs are all so hard to not overdo and make mistakes.”

“Well, this might be odd, but we’ve always needed an extra guard or two around the castle.”

“Really? Are you asking me to work for… your dad?”

“Yes, but it is a long job. You pick a schedule and stick with it. You choose five days a week and choose a time. You do get paid a high salary though.”

“Really?”

“You get one hundred rupees a week!”

“One hundred rupees a week? Just from standing there?”

“Trust me, the only reason we aren’t over populated is that you have to be a fighter of decent level. You on the other hand are far more than decent.”

“Thanks Zelda!” Link said.

“It’s good to see you, now, you should start tomorrow, what days of the week do you want?”

“I think Sunday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday is good days”

“And what times?”

“I like 8:00 to 7:00.”

“You mean 8:00 to 8:00.”

“Oh… that’s fine.”

“Okay, see you! I have to go tell father about this.” She said. She ran off.

“She looks different, did she gain weight?”

As a matter of fact Zelda did gain weight. Zelda had seen a few months before that she didn’t see the point of being thin. She stopped watching her weight. However she had been sick the day after with an unknown sickness that was somehow treated. She lost however lots of weight, but Zelda was determined to gain it back. Besides, she said to herself after she said this that she loved eating but never revealed it. Zelda liked the whole gaining business. She thought that she could eat all her favorite foods whenever she wanted.

Link was at his house thinking about his next job. He found it ironic because he was protecting the princess yet again, and then wondered how he knew that (note this link has only saved Zelda once but right now it’s all of them talking from that one line).

Over the next few months, Zelda grew another ten pounds and Link continued to save money. He wanted to provide for Zelda if somehow they got married and the castle got destroyed. This next day, Link got the courage to ask Zelda something. He had privileges to go inside the castle during break hours. As he walked into Zelda’s courtyard, he said to himself, “Man, this armor looks so bad on me. It should be green.” Zelda was sitting on the ground eating chocolate candies. Link wasn’t curious and just went over to her and asked something important, “Zelda, can’t I just wear my Kokiri Tunic to work?”

“Just make sure you have your badge pinned on it.”

“That’ll work, oh and something else important to tell you.”

“Yes?”

“Do you… you know… go… on a date… sometime?”

“Yes!” she immediately responded.

“Great, how about his Saturday, at the Hyillian Garden (kind of like the Olive Garden or something) around 6:00 maybe?”

“Great Link!”

“See you then!” Link said as he ran off back to his post. Zelda was happy, but nervous of the upcoming date in three days. Zelda finished the box of chocolates and went inside the castle. She then heated up her lunch, a bowl of pasta. She ate it with speed but she was still hungry from nervousness. She then heated up three more but still was nervous. This constant eating of nervousness went on for three days. She ate so much her belly was noticeable. On the third day she was eating and her shirt was a really tight fit. She was still very nervous, but then RIIIIIIIIIIIIP. Her shirt ripped. She looked at her belly and then frowned, then realized she was gaining, and smiled. She then continued to eat the chicken she ate. Soon enough she got the larger size shirt she had saved for this moment and put it on. Then she realized, “What if Link didn’t like this?” and got nervous again, but even more nervous than last time. She just took out candy and ate it like a maniac. So much candy, and then dinner, and more candy. At midnight (or earlier) she got up from her bed and went to the kitchen due to even more nervousness and bad dreams. She started eating a hamburger. Then she started eating a lot, a very large amount. She somehow wasn’t full. Then she started just eating things she saw. Kept heating them up and eating them. First was a burger, then another, then some chicken, then another burger, then popcorn, then another burger, then some fries, then some turkey, and finally some mashed potatoes. Then she took a few candy bars and brought them up to her bed. She started eating them. She felt something but didn’t know what it was. Soon, after she finished the second candy bar, RIP! Her shirt ripped again. “Not again! I have to find a new dress before tomorrow.”

The next day Zelda tried out her old dress. After getting it on, she looked in the mirror, and then she saw her belly hanging out. The shirt had ripped again. Zelda grunted and looked for the larger than the size she wore that night dress. She put it on. She liked how she wasn’t just a princess, she was a do-what-she-wants princess.

That night

Zelda walked out to the Hyillian Garden with some money in case of emergencies. Link brought every rupee he owned. The meals here were not expensive, nor inexpensive. Link saw Zelda and said to himself “She looks different, more different, but the same kind of different, is that weight?”

“Hello Link…” she said nervously.

“Hey Zelda what’s up?”

“Oh… nothing!” She said back. They were seated soon. They talked for a while. (note: I would skip this but It’s got some key points in it)

“So, Link, what was your journey really like?”

“It was… interesting.”

“How?”

“For starters, every place had this creepy part of it. You know that Bottom of the Well place? Yeah, don’t go in there. That place is a deathtrap.”

“I bet it is!”

“Gosh, anyway, I have a question, what are ReDeads anyway?”

“They’re evil magic formed into hideous, humanlike shapes.” 

“I thought they were zombies!”

“Nope, they might have spirits in them but they aren’t completely zombies.”

“So… can I be frank with you?”

“Maybe…”

“Yes or no?”

“Yes… sure…”

“You look like your dress is a couple sizes bigger.”

“It doesn’t to me.”

“Well I haven’t seen you in a while.” 

“Heh…” Zelda chuckled. The waiter finally came to the table and both people ordered. “I’ll have the roasted Cucco.” He said, “With Lon Lon Sauce (a popular sauce made from Lon Lon Milk)”

“I’ll have a couple burgers and a couple orders of fries.” Zelda said calmly. Link was a little surprised, considering he’d never seen her eat this much. He actually never had ever seen Zelda eat before anyway. Then he remembered, “Oh, and bring us a pitcher of Hyillian Cola.”

“Have you ever even tried Hyillian Cola?”

“No…” 

“Then why did you order it?”

“Because I know you like it.”

“True…” Zelda loved it because of its taste and high fattening quality. Zelda had decided to gain enough weight so she was from 110 pounds to 320. She wanted to be fat because she loved to eat. When the food arrived Zelda ate quickly. Link did not watch Zelda eat. He merely enjoyed his drink and his roasted Cucco. A few minutes later Zelda was finished with her burger. She started on her second. After 4 more minutes Zelda had only one order of fries to go. Link was surprised Zelda ate this much. After the dinner Zelda looked at Link, and felt embarrassed that she finished her dinner before Link did. Link just kept eating. Soon they were finished. The waiter came with the bill. “Sir the bill is 250 Rupees.”

“I can read if that’s what you mean.”

“Just make sure to pay it.” The waiter said strolling off. Link paid the bill and took Zelda outside. “Well, I’d love for this date to last a, little longer?” Link said.

“Why don’t we finish it at the castle?” Zelda suggested.

“Why?”

“Just let’s go.” Zelda was hiding it, but she wanted her shirt to rip again. She loved the feeling. As they entered the castle, Link almost got arrested for having his Kokiri Tunic on. However they recognized the badge and Zelda and let him in. Soon they were in Zelda’s room, while Link was looking around. “Wow, this room, is, different from what I expected.” Zelda’s room was big, but there was a big, empty part of the room that was unused. Zelda then lied down on her bed and took out a candy bar and started eating it. Link looked at Zelda and said, “You’re still hungry?”

“Is that a problem? Because… I’ll stop…”

“No, no, do what you want. Whatever you want is fine with me.”

“If you say so, could you heat up some leftovers from downstairs and bring them up here?”

“No problem.” Link said happily as he walked down the stairs. He thought this might be a perfect opportunity to impress Zelda. He took all of the leftovers from the freeze chamber (like a refrigerator) and used Din’s Fire to heat them up quickly. He then used the Golden Gauntlets to pick everything up with ease. He made it to Zelda’s room. Zelda had finished four candy bars and was finishing a fifth. Zelda could feel her belly tightening a little against the dress and was very happy that Link brought as much food as possible. Zelda remembered that she was nervous last time she ate so much, so she casted a spell on herself to increase her hunger just a little so she could eat more. “Link?” She asked.

“Yes your highness?”

“Please don’t ever talk like that, you are way higher in social status than most. You saved their lives!”

“True… but… I don’t want to be insulting.”

“You could never be insulting.” 

“Okay.”

“And, could you, feed me?”

“Uh, sure?” Link walked over to Zelda and started putting the pieces of Cucco in her mouth. Link started spacing out and missed Zelda’s mouth and she asked, “What was that all about?”

“Uh… oops! If I space out I might miss because I don’t have a fairy to lock on with any more.”

“Oh, that stinks.”

“Yeah, I’ve almost got the hang of it but can’t when I’m spacing out.”

“Okay, so anyway.” Link started to feed Zelda more. Zelda started to get full but she increased her hunger with magic. The leftovers were almost finished, but Zelda’s shirt did not rip. Then she remembered the loads of candy underneath her bed. She took out the large box. Link knew she didn’t have to say a word. Link started feeding her again. Soon, after 3 candy bars, RIIIIIIP! Zelda’s belly hung out. Link stared at it. “Wow, that’s cool.”

“Cool?”

“You trying to eat until your shirt ripped? That’s cool.”

“Awww Link!”

“Hey, yeah, I got to go, I have work tomorrow.”

“You know, you could come a little late, courtesy of me.”

“Oh, I understand.” And so Link fed Zelda that night, and went home late, went to work late (but wasn’t punished) and made more money. Every month Zelda and Link went on dates, and this was when Zelda gained the most weight. Link fell more and more in love with Zelda, but not because of her size, because she was willing to do something that most people wouldn’t even think of doing. She was doing something without fear of consequences. Zelda had gained a total of 50 pounds over the last few months, making her at around 170 pounds. However, this was a binge that Link would never forget, err, more like, if it weren’t for all the events he would have forgotten.

A new restaurant opened up, it was called the Big Buffet and was low price. Zelda was dying to try it out but never asked Link to go there. Link was secretly saving more than enough to go there. One day they went on a date there. Soon, after ordering drinks, they started piling on their plates, or rather, Link was just putting on the plate while Zelda piled food over food on her plate. Zelda finished the food on her plate quickly and went to get more. Soon she kept piling more and more on her plate, but her dress was not ripping, yet. She had brought a dress that was way too big for someone her size. Zelda currently normally wore a large, but she was wearing to this restaurant an XXL. She hoped to fill this dress up by the end of the meal. After finishing three plates, she felt full, but was determined to eat more. So she caste more hunger increasing spells on herself, which allowed her to eat more, much, much, more. After eight plates Zelda was full again, but her dress had not filled up, so she caste more. After a total of fifteen plates and three hunger increasing spells, Zelda’s dress was starting to fill up. Eighteen plates and four hunger increasing spells total filled the dress up completely. Link had only eaten three plates, because he hadn’t had lunch. After paying a small amount of money for the food (compared to what was eaten) he paid 500 rupees. Soon Zelda and Link walked home, but Zelda felt stuffed. She wanted the dress to rip, really badly. She would have outdone herself if she ate more. At the Hyrule Castle, Zelda ate just two candy bars in front of Link before the dress ripped, or popped. The button went flying and hit Link’s head with a large amount of speed. Link fell to the ground sleeping due to the massive power of the button. Zelda was worried and just used her powers to warp him to his house.

Over the next year Zelda was gaining like crazy (after the button incident). They went on dates every three weeks. After this next year, making it a year and four months of dating, Zelda had gained a grand total of 180 pounds during these dating months. Zelda had advanced sizes and was no longer wearing dresses but was wearing men size shirts and pants, and gaining. Zelda kept gaining more and more each time. After three more months she’d gained 55 more pounds, and then, two months after that, she gained 50 pounds. She was now 385 pounds. Her breasts were large, larger than the pillow belly she had the first time Link stuffed her. No, just kidding, they were smaller, but they were pretty big. The belly was a huge potbelly and it showed. Zelda’s face had not changed, and it wasn’t going to. Zelda had decided that she was going to stop casting hunger spells on herself. Zelda decided to eat normally. Link didn’t care whether Zelda got huge, he just cared if Zelda didn’t like it. Zelda loved gaining. It gave her free will, and eating was something she loved to do. She’d eat when she wasn’t and was hungry. She’d stuff herself. Soon, after two full years of dating, Zelda had gained a total, of 295 pounds, and another year later, she had made it 360 pounds. Zelda was now 480 pounds, and all the fat went to her belly and breasts, and hardly in her thighs, butt, and arms, and never in her face. Zelda had no goal weight, but she was 17 years old. At 18 she was 530 At 19, Link had never gotten bored of stuffing Zelda, who was now 595. One day at the castle wearing an XXXXL Men’s size shirt, two things happened. One, Zelda’s shirt ripped and both lovers laughed. Then bad news came. A guard ran up to Zelda’s bedroom door and knocked on it. Link answered and said, “We’re kind of busy right now.”

“But… the King of Hyrule, he is dead!”

“He died?”

“Of a sickness, it came so quickly and he died immediately.”

“Oh no! Daddy!” Zelda said as she ran, or waddled down the stairs to her father’s corpse. She started crying. “Not Daddy.”

“Zelda…” Link said behind her.

“Yes?”

“I’m sorry for you.”

“Thanks so much Link.” She said. She then hugged Link.

“Zelda?”

“Yes Link?”

“I have a very, very, VERY, important question.”

“What?”

Link took out a little box. “Zelda, will you, marry me?” Link asked opening the box. This ring inside wasn’t over sparkled with jewels, but it was special. It was a large ring to fit around Zelda’s big finger.

Zelda started crying with tears of joy, “Yes Link!” she said.

And so Link and Zelda got married. There were many debates on where to get married. First there was Kokiri Forest, but Zelda didn’t want the Kokiri’s to look at her odd. Zelda suggested Zora’s domain, but Link said no immediately to it because of fear of Ruto. Soon they decided to stay in front of the castle and get married. They got married and Link became the King of Hyrule with Zelda beside him.

                                    Part Two

“Zelda, are you serious?”

“Yes, I think that this might help me out both ways.”

“What do you mean? How will getting rid of your belly help your eating problem?”

“Think about it, if I get rid of my belly, I still have the same hunger, BUT I get to eat as much.”

“That makes sense.”

“Plus my 640 pound body isn’t really that attractive.”

“Nonsense!”

It was three months after the marriage, and Zelda had kept gaining. She had used her powers to ensure that only her breasts, belly, and butt would get bigger, not her thighs, arms, or face. Her belly hung over far and sometimes when she slept if she was on her side on the edge of the bed it would cause her to fall off the bed. Her breasts were huge too, they were both the size of miniature globes. Ones with a six inch diameter. Her butt would have been devouring her throne if there weren’t handles that rose from it. Her face remained the same as it was a while. Zelda’s belly was the size of a large TV. However, Zelda wanted to get rid of this, just so she could gain more hunger. “It’s perfect! I lose all the weight while still having the appetite, and still gain appetite as I grow. I might even expand my appetite further using magic!”

“Great idea!”

And so it was done. Zelda and Link used both of their powers to shrink Zelda’s size back to normal, but keep the appetite. Link didn’t notice, but Zelda was shrinking herself even more than what she was originally, but increasing her appetite way further. Link then asked Zelda, “How do you feel?”

“Hungry.” 

“Then let’s eat!”

Zelda ran inside with her old body, or a new body because it had been a while. Instead of being a 100 pounds princess like she was when she was 14, she was a 75 pound princess and 20 years. Zelda ate a lot of food that day. That day she ate a dozen fried Cuccos, two dozen hamburgers, a baker’s dozen hot dogs, and twenty bowls of ramen. This stuffed up Zelda far beyond what she did before. This packed weight onto her body, 30 pounds to be exact during Lunch. Then the next day she ate just as much and more, and packed 35 pounds. By the end of the week Zelda was 150. How it was possible that they had so much food? It was because of the fortune Link had now that he was King. He just made many grocery deliveries. The section of the castle that used to be the father’s bedroom was food storage now, and every empty place in the castle had food. By the end of the month, Zelda had increased her appetite so much she was stuffing her belly way more. She ate until it hurt to eat. Link watched in, joy…? It wasn’t disgust, it was happiness, but the love kind. Zelda one day did something so eating filled. She stuffed and stuffed and kept stuffing up. She was 200 pounds but wanted to eat a lot. She did this: First she had four fried Cuccos and ten hot dogs for breakfast, but wanted to eat more, so she expanded and doubled her current appetite (which was huge by the way) and ate her fill of mashed potatoes and burgers. An hour later she was hungry again and ate the same amount, but wanted to eat even MORE and expanded the appetite again. Soon she had the four times the appetite of her old, 640 pound self. This was after her lunch. After lunch, three more binges of the same stuffing, but at dinner she had three dozen roasted cuccos, five dozen burgers, 8 dozen hot dogs, and a huge turkey. This was a day of binging no one but Zelda could do. Zelda wasn’t done. She wanted to eat more but was full. She didn’t expand her appetite this time, she walked around, got the biggest box of candy and walked up to her room. She ate the whole box of candy and pulled out some more candy bars from under her bed. She was at the beginning of the day 200 pounds but decided to wear an XXL men’s size shirt. After finishing the seventh candy bar the shirt ripped, and her belly stuck out. Zelda had gained 100 pounds that day, and fell asleep immediately. Link walked in and fell over in shock. He fell asleep next to her.

Zelda learned that it’s best to not stuff yourself or she would have to changer her own size again. However, she didn’t mind. Soon, after a month of eating (she changed her appetite back to the 640 self), shirt ripping, and button popping, she was at 350. At this weight, three people got together and watched Link feeding Zelda. These three people were watching from afar, with a telescope on top of Death Mountain. They were Saria, Ruto, and Nabooru. Each one loved Link but now were watching him stuffing the face of his fat wife. “I can’t believe he fell for that, fatso Zelda!” Nabooru said angrily.

“I’ve known him all my life and he doesn’t care! I’ve loved him but he loves that pig Zelda!” Saria said furiously.

“He promised he’d marry me!” Ruto said, “But that’s why we got together. We’re gonna show Link how Zelda really is going to fatten up.”

“Yes, SAGE POWERS!” Saria started.

“ACTIVATE!” Nabooru finished, and a stream of light hit Zelda in the back of the head. This caused hunger to flourish through her. She ate the food in front of her. And then ran to the food in the empty spot in the room and ate it all. “Uh… Zelda?” Link started.

“Mph…” she said with her mouth full. She finished the food there and walked down the steps to the other food storages and started stuffing her belly to the max. “Muhahaha!” Saria said, “We did it! Now she will become a big ball of lard and Link will lose her!”

“But which one of us will marry him?” Ruto asked.

“That’s where phase two comes in, we become one person.” Saria explained.

“Isn’t that weird?” Nabooru suggested.

“No, we’ll become one person.” Saria said.

“Won’t we look weird, I mean, we are all different races, none of us are Hyillian. Link is Hyillian, maybe that’s why he didn’t choose us.” Ruto said.

“Who cares? Gerudo’s have married Hyillians tons of times.” Nabooru said.

“Yes, and I think we’ll look fine. First we wait for Zelda to be fat.” They had a camp on Death Mountain. They watched Zelda balloon herself up to 470 pounds in one day. She had stuffed herself way much but was still hungry. Her belly was big, her breasts were large, her butt devoured the pants she wore. Nabooru was confused. “Why in the world is any of the non- sexy parts of her getting any bigger?”

“Maybe she controlled that.” Ruto said.

“Dangit. We’ll have to overdo phase one. Let’s make her more hungrier than before!” Nabooru said. So they increased her hunger more than ever. She was eating so fast you could barely tell that she was eating. She was a human, err, Hyillian, vacuum cleaner. That night she was ballooned back to 640 pounds, but still gaining. She ate until morning, where she collapsed, tired and lazy. She was sleeping. She had eaten all night and weighed an astonishing 755 pounds. Her belly covered her legs and the floor around her. Her breasts were TV sized. Her butt was a huge blob on the floor that had devoured her pants so they looked like thongs. Link had been wondering why Zelda had eaten so much, but as long as Zelda was happy, he was happy with it. Link went to go by some more food. When he came back holding a gigantic crate of food (with assistance of the golden gauntlets), he set it down and took a hamburger and started to eat it. Then, the hamburger disappeared. “What the…?” Link said as he looked to his left. Zelda had awoken. She started devouring all the new food. “Zelda? Why are you eating so much?” She was silent. Too busy eating. Link decided that he might as well help her out and went to by three more crates of food, all easy to lift with the golden gauntlets. Zelda finished the first crate as Link walked in with the three. She started on those and soon she had reached 950 pounds, then 1,000. She was still eating, but only her stomach and breasts grew. Her butt was expanding enormously. Soon it surpassed her breasts and was working on surpassing the belly. After finally being full, Zelda snapped out of the spell. She looked at her body and said, “Did I miss something?”

“I think I should be asking YOU the same question Zelda.” Link said looking up at the enormous princess. She was 1,139 pounds, had a belly the size of King Zora, breasts the size of Mido, and a butt that was bigger than Saria. From afar Saria said, “Man, she has a huge ass!”

“It’s like, bigger than you Saria.” Ruto said.

Zelda had ripped out of her clothes when she surpassed 500. The only thing left was her pants, which were like a thong, and her shirt hardly covered up her breasts. “Man… what happened. Wait, maybe the Lens of Truth can help.” Link used the Lens of Truth and looked at Zelda and saw a magic glowing in the back of her neck. “What the…” he examined its trail from Death Mountain. Zelda, eat as much as you want, I got to go finish an errand.” Knowing that the bunny hood would be too slow, he put on the Goron Mask and started rolling to Kakariko and up Death Mountain. As he reached the camp, he hid, and took off the mask. He wanted to surprise them so he threw a bomb up there, it exploded and the girls screamed. “AH HA!” Link said. He ran up and spotted them. “What the hell?”

“HEY HEY HEY!” Tars said. “NO CURSING ALLOWED!”

“Hey Tars, no offense, but what kind of a name is Tars anyway. We don’t curse that much. Besides why didn’t you catch us when Saria said ‘ass?’

“Just keep going.”

“Anyway,” Link continued, “Why the heck did you increase Zelda’s hunger anyway?”

“We got the idea from Vapor_Snake, he made me put a spell on Zelda to eat until she gets a heart attack.”

“Yeah don’t steal ideas.”

“Right… anyway, we were shunned when you picked the one person you never knew. You’ve known me all your life, you promised Ruto you’d marry her, and Nabooru, well Nabooru likes you too.” Saria explained.

“Saria, I thought of you as a friend not a girlfriend. Ruto, you don’t make marrying decisions when you’re ten years old. Nabooru, you don’t have much of a right. You, are just some random Gerudo who happened to be the Sage of Spirit.”

“Well, we’re sorry, but you have to know that we love you.”

“I love Zelda because she isn’t afraid of change, you are.”

“So?”

“So, stop this, Saria, you’ll find someone I know it. Ruto, there’s got to be many Zoras you’d love. Nabooru, just come to Hyrule Market sometime and look for someone.”

“Like hell we will!” Ruto said with flaming eyes.

“DO IT OR I’LL HIT EACH OF YOU WITH MY MEGATON HAMMER AND THEN FATTEN YOU GUYS UP!” Link said with hellish eyes. The girls ran off. Link then played the Prelude of Time and then warped to the Temple of Time and then ran off to the castle. Zelda hadn’t quit eating. In fact, she’d left the castle. She had rolled down the hill with money and rolled to a restaurant, where Link caught Zelda. With the Golden Gauntlets he lifted Zelda and brought her to the castle. With powers Link managed to suppress Zelda’s hunger long enough for them to lower Zelda’s weight again, only this time…

Conclusion/Ending

Zelda was chosen to go down to a ridiculous starting weight, 40 pounds. Her hunger was given so that every day the hunger would rise by 3 pounds every week. This is adding to her current weight. So it took a little while to get to around 200 pounds, but Zelda liked it. Occasionally she would increase her hunger just because she wanted to eat, but only temporarily. Saria was still very jealous of Zelda and didn’t care what Link said. She decided to fatten up too, by increasing her hunger to that of 3,000 pounds to get her started. Once she reached 200 she increased it to 4,000. So she just kept eating and eating. She reached a massive 1,563 pounds and warped to Link to show, but Link simply said this, “Saria, you’re fat.” Which shut her down. She warped back to the Kokiri forest where she lived a life of fatness and sadness. She didn’t bother to lose the weight, just make sure it didn’t gain. Ruto married a Zora who’s name was Tonus, who fed Ruto daily overmuch. Ruto became a big, blue, ball of blubber who was sometimes mistaken for Jabu- Jabu’s daughter (because Jabu Jabu laid eggs despite the fact that he was a male). Nabooru, she lived a life of solitude and didn’t gain. Zelda was stopped with the hunger increasing at her weight of 640. She just ate a lot (this was a few months after the hunger three pounds-week thing) and gained on her own in a year 50 pounds. Every year she gained more, until she hit 1,200, when she couldn’t use her hands to reach food anymore. Using her powers, and Links powers, they made Zelda an immortal eater, meaning she could eat and gain as much as she could and wouldn’t die of any fat diseases. Plus, Zelda managed to create arms of magic to feed her food, as well as move by levitating. Link lived a happy life with Zelda. Zelda never stopped eating immensely. Everyone (mostly) lived happily ever after, sort of.