"Rockman Fat Force" by RockmanEguze

Hi. You know I'm RockmanEguze, yes, FA author extraordinaire for Animexpansion. You may or may not know that I have the goal of writing at least one story for as many series on Animexpansion as possible. But don't expect me to do things like Legend of Zelda unless you point a .66 giga-power gatling gun at me. I have different tastes and interests than anyone else, thanks to a ****in' genetic problem which ****s up the personality part of my brain. You want me to ****in' repeat that again? Good. Okay, I'll get to the short and sweet explanation of the story. This story is based off of the game Mega Man Star Force, or Ryuusei no Rockman if you're Japanese. This is a story when Luna Shirogane (Luna Platz in the English version (OMFGWTF that's the oddest name for her!)) and Misora Hibiki (Sonia Strumm in the English version (OMFGWTF that's even odder! I'd keep the Japanese names if I was the boss of the Mega Man team.)) growing to extreme proportions thanks to their top-quality Automeal machines and pure eating, or perhaps the odd radio wave from time to time.You should see the boys' faces when they see them...ah well, I'll just get to it. This is Chapter 1, so see more soon. And this section will only appear in the Chapter 1s of my stories.

It was the summer holiday, but, thanks to that, Subaru Hoshikawa had to go on patrol often, as Rockman, for rampaging viruses and FMs. Viruses were extremely common, getting deleted with one blast, but FMs were extremely rare, and often the same ones. That is, until today. An FM came down. A new one. This one looked like a balloon, and his name was Balloon, hence his name. Being aware of the Wave Road's numerous paths and where they went, plus every tracker program's paths, he set off. He just didn't take one thing into account. Rockman.

All of Kodama Town was asleep when he came down, so he decided to explore around, see what victim he could get his hands on. Then Rockman sped behind him, attempting an ambush, and started shooting. "Warlock-kun, are you sure he's a rampaging FM?" Subaru asked Warlock.

"FMs can read each other's minds, and I can tell Balloon's up to something." Warlock replied.

WHAM! All the shots that Subaru fired came back to him thanks to Balloon's rubbery waves.

"You can't kill me! I'll find my victim before you can delete me!" Balloon taunted.

"We're on the same wavelength, Warlock-kun." Subaru replied, almost like a joke.

Subaru didn't need telling twice. Full throttle, he dashed off. That wasn't fast enough. BOOM! Balloon, popping, KO'ed Subaru AND Warlock with the resulting shock wave. It woke half the town. But they fell asleep again. Oddly, Balloon was still alive. He raced off, finding his victim. Luna Shirogane.

Luna, like everyone else, was asleep when Balloon went off, and woke up, but thanks to Ophiuchus, who had returned from the dead and turned over a new leaf, she stayed up, knowing of Balloon and how dangerous he was. "Would Denpa Henkan** be a good idea?" Ophiuchus suggested.

Luna knew better. "No, Ophiuchus-san. If we do, we'll give off trackable radiation during conversion, increasing my chances of being noticed."

"I see. I'll wake you up if he's around. It's best if you keep the Visualizer on so you can see as well." Subaru had started selling copies of his Visualizer just as a precaution.

Luna then fell asleep, at least with the Visualizer on. She was safe like that. At least she thought.

Balloon was approaching the Shirogane mansion with light speed. Again, he didn't know that Rockman had recovered rather quickly and got shot again. With an Omega Cannon. It pierced him with relative ease. "Gotcha!" Warlock exclaimed.

However, although the Omega Cannon was non-elemental, it gave off just enough heat to melt rubber. And the piercing was repaired. Balloon laughed. "You can't delete me! I'll get my vic-"

Subaru instantly fired off a stream of fire. It melted Balloon, but not enough. Balloon was smarter, though, and dashed off. Rockman wasn't that slow this time. "Atomic Blazer!" he shouted. A great stream of fire lashed out of Warlock's head. This time it melted Balloon into a puddle of hot rubber. "Uh, Subaru?" Warlock asked.

"Wouldn't it have been a better idea to freeze him? He has no Fire-element attacks; there's no way he could break out."

"Being made of radio waves, FMs have the ability to fix our data in no time. Except for freezing."

Bad idea, Rockman. Due to the fact that fire melts ice, and Balloon was a pile of HOT rubber, he melted the ice a few minutes later. Then, he rushed off, after a quick inflation, to the Shirogane mansion.

Ophiuchus spotted Balloon's waves the second he entered the property. "Luna-san, wake up! Balloon's here!" Ophiuchus exclaimed, hastily but quietly.

Luna instantly woke up and got up, prepared to run. "Should I run, Ophiuchus-san?" Luna asked.

"Yes, but stay within your room. Let's not wake up everyone else unless we need to. Now, keep moving, but don't touch the waves!"

That's when Balloon shot his waves towards Luna's room. Thanks to her Visualizer, Luna saw the waves. She kept dodging athletically, even pulling a few flips. But her last flip got her into a wave. She began gaining. Her face bloated first, to prevent her from screaming. Then the rest of her swelled. Her butt slowly grew bigger and rounder, her limbs also grew fleshier, her breasts began expanding to double their size like balloons, and her stomach...it was almost touching the floor. It was like there were two clones of her in her stomach. "I got you!" Balloon geered.

Luna could only mumble. Then..."@$$hole!" Rockman shouted at Balloon, right behind him.

Because he was so angry, and was still Rockman Ice Pegasus, Rockman was Rockman Dark Pegasus. "Thank god that emergency signal I sent out worked." Ophiuchus noted.

Luna replied with a mumble. "Card Advance, Dark Wheel, Dark Wave, Dark Thunder, Dark Cyclone, Prediation!" Subaru shouted, throwing those cards in the air.

Chomp! Eating all four cards, Warlock's head changed into an even bigger cannon than the Omega Cannon.

Three flaming wheels, three waves of water, three lightning bolts, and three cyclones got fired out of the cannon. "Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh!!" Balloon screamed in pain.

The wheels and lightning roasted him, the wave froze him, and he was sent flying away by the cyclones. Balloon then was deleted. "FM Balloon, deleted." A computer voice from out of nowhere said.

Rockman then changed back into his normal form."That finally took care of him. Now what about Luna-s-" Subaru was cut off by the look of Luna.

Subaru's jaw dropped in disbelief, all the way down to the earth's core. "Isn't that...impossible, Warlock-kun?"

"It depends on the FM, I think. I don't have any related abilities, so perhaps that's why." Warlock replied.

Subaru dashed off instantly. One thing's for sure: he's not returning for quite a while.

**Denpa Henkan is the process used to allow a human to merge with an FM, giving the human their powers.

"Rockman Fat Force, Part 2"

Forgotten stuff:

OH MY ****ING GOD, I FORGOT THE LEGAL STUFF! That should have been in the first part, but I'll put it here, and this will apply for all parts of this story. Subaru Hoshikawa, Luna Shirogane, Warlock, Rockman, and all the other characters are copyright Capcom. I do not own any of these characters. Characters, however, that I invent for this story are mine. Capcom may use them without permission, yet must notify me to use it. That's all.

Chapter 2: A balloon dragon?

Day: Friday, July 3, 220X

Time: 15h59

It's still the summer holiday. Of course Rockman was still on the lookout, often avoiding the Shirogane mansion, niney-nine out of a hundred times, after the Balloon incident. But he had to go that final time, to help Luna. He often had to initiate Green Dragon form to lift her more easily. Don't interview him after that.

Unknown to Rockman, however, a new hero had appeared in the scene, also able to wield the powers of Pegasus. His name was Pegasus Crystal. Like Rockman, he was patrolling Kodama Town. Like Rockman, he kept deleting viruses. Like Rockman, he chased away FMs. Sometimes he slyly helped Rockman. But it was for a different purpose. He had a long lost sister, able to wield the powers of Dragon like Rockman. He believed doing so would attract her and bring her back to the family. But he didn't know that she was just outside of the town, and had taken up a simple life on the ridge. She often thought of coming back. And she would at the next incident.

Misora Hibiki, the popular rock girl, was giving her latest concert, currently singing Heart Wave. That song, however, managed to attract another FM. A brother of Balloon. He was named Bubble, being like a bubble with arms. He came down at the worst time, though. Right in the afternoon. And right in front of Pegasus Crystal. "Eh? Who's he, Pegasus?" Peagsus Crystal asked.

"He's Bubble, capable of the same techniques as his brother, Balloon. But his element is Aqua. He appears to pose some danger." Pegasus replied.

"I want to know who deleted my brother!", Bubble demanded.

"If you wanna know, ask someone else. I only chase away rampaging FMs." Pegasus Crystal replied, and sped off in another direction.

"What the heck are you up to, Arekusu? He poses danger!" Pegasus asked harshly.

"It's a trick of mine. He's my prey, I'm the fox." Arekusu replied.

"Alright, but if he tears up the town, it's not my fault."

"We're on the same frequency."

Bubble decided to find another FM. And ran into one. Ophiuchus. "Huh? Bubble? What are you doing here?!" Ophiuchus exclaimed.

"I'm finding who deleted my brother, Balloon!" Bubble replied harshly.

"I know who. But I'm not telling, because he inflated my human partner."

"I'll inflate you too, then!"

"Back off!"

"I'll still do it, for Balloon!"

"Card Advance, Cannon, Cannon, Cannon, Prediation! Giga Cannon 1!" a voice shouted from behind.

Bubble instantly got shot, right through his chest. Ophiuchus, knowing the fury of Rockman, teleported away.

Ophiuchus watched from a higher Wave Road. All hell broke out at that first shot. Lasers and bubbles were everywhere. Bombs and cards went flying. Then Balloon got frozen. Arekusu had arrived. "I shouldn't have snapped at you, Ar-" Pegasus apologized.

"Pegasus-kun, not my real name." Arekusu interrupted. "If you do, I'm done for, as well as my sis."

"Okay. Sorry."

"Rockman-san, let me tell you something. Did you ever notice some of your enemies got frozen without you firing a shot?" Arekusu asked Rockman.

"Yeah. Was it you?" Subaru asked.

"You've hit the bullseye. Now let's fling Bubble out of this planet."

"Okay. I think I owe you alot, though."

FLING! Away went Bubble. "Now, about you oweing me, I'm looking for someone. My sis. I have no idea where she is, and I want to find her." Arekusu explained.

"Alright, er..."

"Pegasus Crystal. Call me Crystal."

"Alright, Crystal-san. So, your sister. Who is she?"

"All I can tell you is that she wields the power of Dragon, like I wield the power of Pegasus, and that she will never leave town without me or Leo Flare, my brother. She may have put an exception on this, though."

"I think I know who you mean. There's a girl on the ridge that somewhat resembles Dragon. Is that her?"

"Yeah. Thanks Rockman-san. I'm off."

Little did any of the three know (Ophiuchus included) that as Bubble shot through the atmosphere, the ice melted. And he was back. He wanted revenge, BIG TIME. He somewhat remembered hearing about a ridge. He decided to head there. Shooting through the atmosphere and along the wave roads, he devised a plan. I'm not spoiling it!

Arekusu had just made it to the ridge. Okay, if I was Satiri, living on a ridge, where would I be along it? He thought. Then he realized. She would have to be at the furthest point of the ridge from the town but be on the edge of it. So he flew off with a few beats of the wings on his back. Then he ran into Bubble again. And Satiri was inside him*! "So, you're here for her, right?" Bubble asked.

Shit. If he has Satiri, I can't strike him without harming her! Arekusu thought.

"Yeah, that's her! Let her out or I'll slice you, freeze you, and delete you all at the same time!" Arekusu shouted.

"Arekusu-kun...be...quick...feel...odd...here..." Satiri said weakly.

"Dragon-san! Quick, initiate Denpa Henkan!" Arekusu instructed Dragon, hastily.

"Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Dragon screamed. Bubble was messing with the Transer, preventing Denpa Henkan.

"I won't let her out because I want revenge! And I'll get it from you by deleting you!" Bubble shouted.

"Then let the battle begin. Pegasus Sword!" Arekusu said, whipping out a frozen sword.

Arekusu immediatly charged at Bubble. SLICE! He got the sword straight underneath Bubble's face. He began freezing from that point around. "If you're going to do it, then I'll just speed up the inflation process." Bubble said before his mouth froze.

Then Arekusu saw it. Satiri looked a bit more bloated then before she left. Then she began expanding faster. If our eyes used pixels, she expanded one pixel layer a time. Her belly slowly grew. Shit, Arekusu thought. I've gotta delete Bubble before Satiri becomes a balloon!

Arekusu twisted the sword and yanked it out, deleting Bubble. That's when she stopped expanding. She was almost a balloon. Good thing she wasn't wearing a skirt; jeans instead. She was almost a rubber ball, with her neck gone, arms the width of Arekusu's main cannon, and legs almost gone; just about her ankles and a little bit of her legs. Since she didn't initiate Denpa Henkan, she fell due to her lack of wind power. But she fell slowly. She really was a balloon! Well, of sorts. "I think I'll get you home. Perhaps I'll need to use opposite polarity waves on you, Satiri-kun." Arekusu told her, after catching her. "Dammit, how to get her home without detection? Hmm...I got it!" He teleported home, along with Satiri.

When Arekusu had got home, he had to lie to his bro about Satiri. Just after exposing her to those opposite polarity waves, he swore revenge on all of Bubble's family. "I swear, I'll delete all of his FM family, those no-frequency waves! And I'll do it for Satiri-kun! I'll do it for Luna-san**! I'll do it for all women on this planet! I'll do it for the simple sake of Earth!" With that, he dashed off back to the Wave Road. With his powers of Dark Pegasus at the ready and a pocket full of Dark Cards. He had to hurt after that.

Side notes:

*No, this isn't vore. Bubble formed a bubble around Satiri, then merged with that bubble. That's not through the mouth.

**He apparantly found out about Luna. No need to explain what happened when he saw her.

"Rockman Fat Force Part 3"

Chapter 3: Hibiki Helium

Day: Monday, July 6 220X

Time: 8h27

It was the early morning. Arekusu was still searching for new FMs. And one came down, on the opposite side of Kodama Town. He was another of Balloon's family; the FMs Arekusu was looking for. He was named Helium. He looked like an inflated FM, not like a balloon or a bubble. And he knew what happened to his brothers, and who his next victim was. He decided to avenge his brothers first, then get his victim. So he checked all of the data on the Wave Road and found out that the Card Advance Elemental Darkness was used on Balloon, which the shot was registered to Rockman, and a Pegasus Sword had deleted Bubble, registered to Pegasus Crystal. He decided to go for Arkeusu first, because Rockman had used the incredibly powerful Elemental Darkness and no one could survive that shot. Few could even use it without being deleted themselves. So he went to a little sub-branch of the Wave Road and waited. Arekusu wouldn't come for a long time, however.

"*yawn*. Think none are around, Pegasus-kun?" Arekusu asked Pegasus.

"Waitaminute. There's one at the opposite side of Kodama Town. He's after you." Pegasus replied.

Arekusu sped off home. Satiri needed to be checked and his bro, Atsushi, would wake up soon, trying to scare him awake with an Atomic Blazer. If Arekusu didn't reply, down the door went. And if he did, Satiri would be found and Arekusu's head is off his neck. "What are you up to, Arekusu? Do you think we need to find that FM?" Pegasus asked.

"I checked the whole network for him and he's waiting in a sub-branch over an abandoned alley, so he's not going to make any trouble. I'm going to catch some sleep. And Pegasus-kun, you should check out if you have the ability to read human minds."

Pegasus knew what would happen at his response. We're on the same wavelength.

Satiri was still in the wave chamber, asleep and nearly completely deflated when Arekusu got back. Arekusu checked her vitals on his Transer. "Hmm...heartrate's at a sleeping level, gas content close to normal, wave content very close to normal. She's at least still alive. I'll catch a nap as well."

Arekusu then went to his bed and fell asleep. Thirty minutes later..."Hey, wake up or it's an Atomic Blazer!" Atsushi called.

"WTFhelpIdon'twannagetroasted!" Arekusu screamed, jumping right out of his boxers, almost literally.

"Did you have to wake me as well, Arekusu-kun?" Pegasus asked, annoyed and groggy.

That also woke up Satiri, who was completely deflated. She knew what happened and she had to wait and sneak into her room. She got out of the chamber and initiated Denpa Henkan, quietly. "Denpa Henkan, Sattellitoru Satiri, on Air." She whispered. Transforming into Dragon Gust, she teleported into her room, about a minute before Atsushi came in.

Misora Hikibi, when she woke up, was still often tired out after constant concerts. She always woke with a great, big yawn. Some could say she was like a lion when she did. She knew, however, that she didn't have a concert for a whole week, so she decided to use Denpa Henkan and go for a holiday. "Yes, that's a nice idea, Misora-san. I need it too." Harp said, reading her mind.

"How many times do you have to read my mind?"

"Almost all the time."

You couldn't count how many swear words shot out of Misora'a mouth. At the very least, she managed to get ready for her holiday. Then she sped off as Harp Note. And smashed into Arekusu. WHAM! "OW! WTF happened?" Arekusu asked hastily.

"We collided." Harp Note replied.

"Sorry, Misora-kun."

"Look, it's Harp Note!" someone shouted.

"Gotta go!" Misora quickly explained.

"Don't leave me behind!" Arekusu quickly followed.

They ran through thousands of paths, being followed by a crowd, wanting big-time autographs. They turned left, right, right, left, went through a post office, and through an abadoned alleyway. The alleyway with Helium in it. "Shit, I just forgot. Quick, aboutface! Enemy FM!" Pegasus exclaimed.

Too late. Next thing they knew, they were teleported away. To the satellite Pegasus. Bad move, Helium. If Arekusu's on the satellite, his strength increases so much that he could blow off half of the Earth with one simple shot. "So, Pegasus Crystal. I believe you have deleted one of my brothers." Helium said.

"Then I'm deleting you too! Misora-kun, back off!" Pegasus shouted.

She tried to teleport, but Helium was preventing it. Then Helium shot Misora with some of the same waves as Balloon. She deflected them with a Mettool Guard, however. "Eat this! Charge Pegasus Cannon!" Arekusu began to charge energy. In just three seconds, he finished.

"Sattelite Pegasus, grant me your power!" Arekusu began to charge more energy, and slowly froze. When he was completely frozen*, he pointed his gun at Helium. And came to a surprise. Misora was captured by Helium.

Shit, Arekusu thought. What do I do now? God, don't let him inflate her, I've already seen another girl inflate, I don't wanna relive it!

"Leo Flamethrower!"

PHROAR! A stream of fire immediately got Balloon. Atsushi was there. But being Leo Flare, he was severely weakened by the satellite Pegasus. "Here!" Arekusu shouted, tossing Atsushi a Pegasus Crystal GX Giga Card.

"Battle Card, Pegasus Crystal GX, Prediation!" Leo then ate the card.

Atsushi disappeared and a copy of Pegasus Crystal appeared. "Pegasus Cannon!" both Arekusus shouted.

BOOM! That blew off a part of Helium. "If it comes to this..." Helium said just before he got hit.

Helium fired waves at Misora. "I'm gone!" Arekusu said hastily, and jumped out of the sattellite**.

Misora began inflating, except just like Luna. Atsushi knew what he had to do. "Leo Bite!" he shouted, grabbing Helium's face.

Then Leo let loose a large amount of firepower. That deleted Helium with relative ease. Job done, Atsushi thought. "Don't count on it." Leo told Atsushi.

Then Atsushi saw Misora. "OMFGWTF..."

Misora was so ****ing round. She was wide enough to just scrape the edge of the hallway, both sides. Her face was gigantic. Don't ask about her...chest. "Man, how am I going to get her out of here?"

"Perhaps I can help, Atsushi-kun?" Satiri asked from behind him, in Dragon Gust form.

"Satiri-kun? What are you doing here?" Atsushi asked.

"I'm sure you need some help."

"Okay, thanks. I gotta go and find my bro."

Atsushi then teleported out. "Misora-san, can you exit Denpa Henkan?" Satiri asked.

"Yes...I think...I...can." Misora replied, her speech hard due to her fat face.

Then she exited Denpa Henkan. "You'll have to live on the satellite until I get a wave chamber up here. This will help, I think. Dragon Wind!" Satiri said.

Misora felt lighter, and decided to get to work furnishing the sattelite. Satiri would be a while getting the wave chamber up there.

Side notes:

*When around ice, Arekusu's power will increase further, but he still retains his mobility.

**He actually jumped! Don't worry, he's got wings.

"Rockman Fat Force Final Chapter"

Chapter 4: The final battle...and the final gain.

Part 1: Preparations and planning.

Date: Sunday, July 24 220X

Time: 14h41

Rockman, Arekusu, Satiri, and Atsushi had finished preparations to launch a full-scale assault against almost an army of Balloon's sisters and brothers on the Planet FM. Cepheus had granted them permission to launch the attack, having turned a new leaf after Rockman destroyed Andromeda. When he discovered that Balloon's family was attacking, that is. They'd got as many deadly Battle Cards, Card Advances, and Best Combos as they could. Both Luna and Misora had lost their size, as well, and would come with them. They also clocked near days full of training. And at last they were ready...for anything, and everything. Well, nearly.

"Here's our battle plan. Subaru-kun, you're the strongest, so I've put you on forward offense on full assault from the south," Arekusu explained, drawing in the air* a picture of the Planet FM and some arrows, "Satiri-kun, you're with him because your attacks have a large range. You two are Squad 1. Atsushi-kun should go with Misora-san from the north-east because you two can take out a large amount of enemies in short time. You two are Squad 2. Luna-san and I will attack from the north-west because our attacks are often fast and rapid fire. We're Squad 3. Any other ideas?"

"I'd suggest the girls should back us up while we're on full assault. You saw what those busted waves did to them, Arekusu-kun." Atsushi told him.

"I agree with Atsushi-san. I don't want to be inflated again!" Satiri agreed.

"I think we should follow Arekusu-kun's plan. That way, all of us are safe from those waves. The boys can deflect them easily." Misora rejected.

BANG! "WTF?!" all of them shouted, minus Arekusu who had turned around and shot a Mettaur.

"So?" Arekusu asked.

"We all agree with your plan." Subaru agreed, after looking at the others.

"Then what are we standing here for?"

All of them were now running across a military Wave Road made by Cepheus to their base. It was undetectable, plus only Radio Wave Humans could see them. Pegasus Crystal (Arekusu) was editing his card folder. Rockman (Subaru) was looking through Warlock's weapons. Dragon Gust (Satiri) was creating a slight breeze to calm her down. Ophiuchus Queen (Luna) was playing with a little snake she conjured up. Leo Flare (Atsushi) was creating a new attack that negates any negative waves. Harp Note (Misora) was playing a little song to calm all of them down. In no time they had reached an intersection. "Okay! Squad 1, forward! Squad 2, right! Squad 3, left! Wish you all luck!" Arekusu shouted. That's when they all parted ways. God knows who'll survive.

Part 2: Squad 1

Date: Sunday, July 24 220X

Time: 14h56

Rockman and Satiri were charging forward at an immense speed. Rockman had his Elemental Darkness Card Advance ready, while Satiri had her C-Element Sword Best Combo ready. "Elemental Darkness!" Rockman shouted, firing thousands of times a lot of wheels, water waves, lightning bolts, and cyclones.

Satiri was slicing like crazy. Rockman, having the more deadly Card Advance, took out nearly half of the attackers with one shot. The most Satiri could take out with one swing, however, was eight, so from time to time she let rip with a Elemental Cyclone. That's when she was like an Elemental Darkness. They managed to hack a way towards the queen of the Balloon family, basically who gave birth to them all. When they were halfway there, Rockman asked, "I wonder how the others are doing?"

"I don't know. But my brothers are skilled fighters. No doubt they're as far as us." Satiri replied.

"I wouldn't really count on it."

"Why?"

"Look at us. We're against thousands of null-type FMs. The others may be elemental."

"I see."

Part 3: Squad 2

Date: Sunday, July 24 200X

Time: 14h49

Atsushi was firing Atomic Blazers like crazy, as well as deflecting thousands of waves. Misora was also firing of thousands of heart-shaped waves. Unfortunately, they were all Aqua-type FMs, putting Atsushi at a disadvantage. Then, somehow, some FMs got blown up. "Was that you, Atsushi-kun?" Misora asked.

"No, Misora-san. I don't use bombs. Is that...Cepheus-san!" Atsushi replied.

Cepheus had arrived, aiding the battle. He had his own army as well. "Attack!" Cepheus shouted.

Everyone listened. That included Misora and Atsushi. Now they had the upper hand! "How much more can we take?" one FM from Balloon's family shouted.

"More that you popped balloons can hold!" Atsushi shouted.

Part 4: Squad 3

Date: Sunday, July 24 200X

Time: 15h00

Arekusu and Luna were doing great. Arekusu was Aqua-type, and they were against a horde of Fire-type FMs. Thousands of icebergs and snakes were flying, as well as some Ice Waves. "Ice Wave!" Arekusu shouted, sending a Variable Sword-type wave at some FMs.

"God, how many of these do we need to get through?" Luna asked, while firing some eyebeams at those pesky FMs.

"Less than a thousand, I'd say, and that's finished soon at the current rate, Luna-kun." Arekusu replied.

"I don't really think so."

"Why?"

"Looks like a million to me."

"Really?"

"Yeah. Look for yourself."

Arekusu then leaped up. "Oh shit. It's a trillion."

"Really?" Luna asked.

"Yeah. Look for yourself."

Part 5: Reunion and the final battle

Date: Monday, July 25 200X

Time: 3h30

Everyone had decided to fall asleep because it was so late and they neded to sleep. Except for the Radio Wave Humans. They got together again. "Look guys, let's get as close as possible to the queen and hide out near her. She's in a Wave Complex, I hear." Atsushi suggested.

"I agree, but we'll need to split up again and create copies of us to keep them busy. If we don't, all hell will break out." Arekusu agreed.

"I agree with Arekusu-kun's plan. We'll truly be dead if we don't." Misora added.

"Then what are we standing here for?" Atsushi asked.

A few minutes later, they were in the Wave Complex that the queen was in, with copies of themselves left outside where they were supposed to be. "I have a special card for all of us. It allows us to be invisible until we get out a different card. Let's use it now, to be safe." Arekusu said, giving them the invisibility cards.

They all used them and became invisible. "We should split here. Like its name says, this Wave Complex is very...complex. Let's get moving 'cause we don't have too long." Arekusu explained. Then they split up down three hallways in the same squads.

Soon, after a lot of colliding with each other, since the complex's hallways often cross, they managed to get to the queen's chamber after disrupting the security and communucation systems permanently. That's when they decided to turn visible in the queen's chamber. There was no one there, like she wanted them to be there along with her. They got close up. Really close up. the queen was like when Luna got bigger, except about ten times bigger, and that's an understatement. "Either my scanner's gone crazy, or she's awake. We just seem to be fooled." Arekusu said.

"That is correct. I am amazed." the queen suddenly said, to everyone's suprise.

"WTF?!" all of them shouted.

"I really am awake, and amazed. If you wish to know, I am known as Queen. And I can see three girls here, who have been inflated before. I only wanted to share my gift." Queen continued.

"Hell right it's a gift! What, you plan to inflate every girl on this planet and squeal in delight? They hated it! In fact, nearly every human on our planet hates being fat!" Rockman shouted, more agressive out of anger.

"I can do it again, and right now." Queen replied.

"**** right, because the only way you're going to get those low-frequency waves at them is to kill me! And I defy death as easily as breathing!" Arekusu shouted, even more agressive than Rockman.

Suddenly..."Gemini Thunder!" two voices said at the same time.

ZAP! Queen was instantly fried, but her waves acted like a "shock" absorber. "Gemini Spark! What are you doing here?" Rockman asked, turning around.

"Those ballon freaks inflated one of my friends." Gemini Spark W replied.

"Then let's get her!" Atsushi shouted, adrenaline pumping.

They all charged at her, with Arekusu leading the way, wielding a Pegasus Sword, Rockman using a Dark Cannon, Atsushi whipping out an Atomic Blazer, and Gemini Spark let rip with two Elec Swords. All were blocked. "Queen Crush!" Queen shouted, floating up and landing on the boys, knocking all but Pegasus Crystal unconsious, who had the ability to freeze time and got out of the way.

Good thing he had just enough time to get out of the way, because he can only freeze time for a few seconds. Queen, however, began rolling around. Arekusu leapt up very high and stayed up there, thanks to his wings. But all Queen had to do was blow at Arekusu and he was sent flying into a wall headfirst, losing consciousness. "So girls, you are all alone now. And now I shall inflate you, except I will make you the same size as me!" Queen said.

"Not likely!" a voice shouted.

"WTF?" Queen asked, suprised.

SLICE! Rockman was back up again. Unfortunatly his sword was knocked back by her waves. "I think it's time to whip out the Knight. Battle Card, Knight 1, Prediation!" Rockman shouted.

Warlock's head changed into a gun that looked like the Knight from Lunar Knights. "Eat this!" Rockman shouted, firing the gun. Except it didn't work, 'cause there was no sunlight**. "Oh shit..." was all Subaru could say before he got KOed by Queen again.

"Now you'll get..." Queen began to say, but the girls were gone.

They had hidden behind Queen, but Queen had expected that. She simply rolled backwards...SQUATCH! All the girls were paper. Queen, with much effort, managed to take them to a hidden room, since she was like an immobile woman.

Part 6: Queen-sized wave gain (pun intended)

Date: Monday, July 25 220X

Time: 3h59

Queen had taken them to a special chamber in which only she and whoever she took with her can enter. The door and walls were unbreakable and prevented anyone teleporting in. The only way to save anyone taken in there by Queen before they inflated was to reverse time and slip in, so long as you weren't unconscious. The chamber also allowed any human inside to exit Denpa Henkan so long as they were in the room. The chamber actually wasn't much, just three gigantic harnesses. Queen managed to strap all of them to the harnesses and decided to wait until they woke up.

A few minutes later, they regained consciousness. They saw Queen at first, then saw that they were in some sort of chamber...and they had exited Denpa Henkan! "We're in a wave chamber..." Satiri told them.

"Quite right. And here, you'll get as big as me!" Queen said.

The girls struggled as much s they could, but Satiri was an escapist and was able to escape from anything, even under a rock. She simply slipped out like a chick from an egg. "Denpa Henkan, Satellitoru Satiri, On Air!" she shouted.

Except their Transers were being messed with. "Oh shit..." Misora muttered.

And that's when Queen inflated them. Instead of shooting waves at them, however, she touched them on the face, Misora only, however. While Misora and Luna were unlucky, Satiri's escape allowed her to move away from Queen. She got to the door and tried picking the lock, except it was a wave lock. Suddenly...BOOM! That blast flung Satiri off the door, but the door held. Rockman had fired another Elemental Darkness, but it failed. Then Rockman and Atsushi tried taking the door down with an Atomic Blazer and an Elemental Darkness. That still didn't work. "Eek!" Misora was screaming.

She was inflating! Or rather...gaining? Satiri couldn't tell, and the boys had no way of seeing inside. But she was expanding nonetheless. She was expanding at a great rate, and in a few seconds, she was half the size of Queen. "Err...you do realize that normally children like us can't inflate that far without popping, and neiter our clothes?" Satiri told Queen.

"Don't worry, when they inflate they also get extremely stretchy skin and clothing." Queen replied.

"Then I hope she stops soon."

She did. Misora was literally a mountain. Her hips, limbs, and stomach were beyond measurement. Her face was a big fleshy ball, and her...chest was about the same size as her face. The same would happen to Luna if I don't stop her! I should try to free Luna while Queen is rolling her to another room, Satiri thought. Indeed Queen was rolling Misora to a different room, after unstrapping her. Satiri used a trick that allowed her to use her wind powers while out of Denpa Henkan. She floated up and freed Luna. "Luna-san, we've got to get out of here!" Satiri told her.

Satiri unstrapped Luna, but that set off an alarm. Queen immedately came back and tried to crush Satiri under her weight. "OMFG, how many times do I have to be crushed?" Satiri asked, and floated up. Queen tried a Queen Crush, however, and they were paper again.

This time Queen placed them on the harness and did it while they were unconscious. Touching Satiri first, Satiri near instantly bloated to Queen's size as well. Then she was unstrapped and rolled away. Luna, however, woke up while Satiri was being rolled away. She didn't know what to do. "So, Luna-kun, are you ready to be inflated?" Queen asked.

"NO!" Luna screamed.

That's when the door burst down. Rockman and the others had made it, all with Elemental Darkness at the ready. Queen simply blew them away, though. The door repaired itself.

"I SAID NO!" Luna screamed again.

Queen simply touched her. And she expanded too. In a few seconds she was like Queen too. Like the others, she was rolled away to another room. There, it was like her new, personal room. She was then left alone by Queen. The other girls were there as well. "I guess we should get used to these bigger bodies." Satiri said.

None of them told each other, but thay actually liked all of that extra weight. It was going to be hard to transport them home. Near impossible. Don't interview the boys after that.