"Puyo's Twelve Days of Christmas"
by Mistystuffer

On the first day of Christmas, 
Puyo devoured greedily,
A partridge in a pear tree.

"Well, I didn't actually eat the tree too. I ate all the pears though!"

On the second day of Christmas, 
Puyo devoured greedily,
Two turtle doves, 
And a partridge in a pear tree. 

"Doves... tastes like chicken!"

On the third day of Christmas, 
Puyo devoured greedily,
Three French hens, 
Two turtle doves, 
And a partridge in a pear tree. 

"Strange, French hens taste just like regular hens..."

On the fourth day of Christmas, 
Puyo devoured greedily,
Four calling birds, 
Three French hens, 
Two turtle doves, 
And a partridge in a pear tree. 

"Coincedentally, my belly also happened to be calling at that time!"

On the fifth day of Christmas, 
Puyo devoured greedily,
Five golden rings, 
Four calling birds, 
Three French hens, 
Two turtle doves, 
And a partridge in a pear tree. 

"Actually, they were onion rings, golden brown. And I think there were more like five-hundred of them."

On the sixth day of Christmas, 
Puyo devoured greedily,
Six geese a-laying, 
Five golden rings, 
Four calling birds, 
Three French hens, 
Two turtle doves, 
And a partridge in a pear tree. 

"They were great AND I got to have omelets afterward!"

On the seventh day of Christmas, 
Puyo devoured greedily,
Seven swans a-swimming, 
Six geese a-laying, 
Five golden rings, 
Four calling birds, 
Three French hens, 
Two turtle doves, 
And a partridge in a pear tree. 

"It was kind of like bobbing for apples... in a lake. Ohh, I'm getting big... "

On the eighth day of Christmas, 
Puyo devoured greedily,
Eight maids a-milking, 
Seven swans a-swimming, 
Six geese a-laying, 
Five golden rings, 
Four calling birds, 
Three French hens, 
Two turtle doves, 
And a partridge in a pear tree. 

"Actually I just wanted the milk... a few hundred gallons helped to wash down my continuing twelve-day feast."

On the ninth day of Christmas, 
Puyo devoured greedily,
Nine ladies dancing, 
Eight maids a-milking, 
Seven swans a-swimming, 
Six geese a-laying, 
Five golden rings, 
Four calling birds, 
Three French hens, 
Two turtle doves, 
And a partridge in a pear tree. 

"Actually I just needed some entertainment while I waited for the next shipment of food..."

On the tenth day of Christmas, 
Puyo devoured greedily,
Ten lords a-leaping, 
Nine ladies dancing, 
Eight maids a-milking, 
Seven swans a-swimming, 
Six geese a-laying, 
Five golden rings, 
Four calling birds, 
Three French hens, 
Two turtle doves, 
And a partridge in a pear tree. 

"Well, they had to leap, to get the food into my mouth. How else could you get over all those rolls? It was kinda like basketball..."

On the eleventh day of Christmas, 
Puyo devoured greedily,
Eleven pipers piping, 
Ten lords a-leaping, 
Nine ladies dancing, 
Eight maids a-milking, 
Seven swans a-swimming, 
Six geese a-laying, 
Five golden rings, 
Four calling birds, 
Three French hens, 
Two turtle doves, 
And a partridge in a pear tree. 

"Actually, they technically we're pipers... more like pizza guys, but the eleven pizzas were piping hot. And after that, I was stuffed! I had to get some people to come in and pat my belly to help me digest... You could say they were drumming it..."

On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
Puyo devoured greedily,
Twelve drummers drumming, 
Eleven pipers piping, 
Ten lords a-leaping, 
Nine ladies dancing, 
Eight maids a-milking, 
Seven swans a-swimming, 
Six geese a-laying, 
Five golden rings, 
Four calling birds, 
Three French hens, 
Two turtle doves, 
And a partridge in a pear tree!"

"Merry Christmas! BURP!"