"Case Of The Missing Bunnies"
a Sonic the Hedgehog fanfic by Inflationcouplingist

Today on Unsolved Mysteries, we take a look at the Case of the Missing Bunnies.

On June 17th at 2:37 PM, a young bunny girl named Cream the Rabbit, age 6, was merely walking, or prancing, down her hometown's suburban area with her chao friend, Cheese the Chao.

Sonic: I saw her walking along the block. I was sick in bed so I couldn't say hello to her and let her come visit. I would've prevented the situation.

5 minutes later of walking, Cream stopped at a pie stand that was run by a young, silver wolf with a Italian mustache. He offered her some of his lemon cream pie for $2. The young bunny girl obviously accepted the offer, paid the amount, and did her fill of the pie with ease. After the first pie, the owner offered her more, she gladly paid for two more and ate away with them. After that though, her belly had grown, showing from under her dress and panties but she felt a little ill. That's where this mystery begins.

Shadow: From what we can tell from our GUN cameras, the pies had obviously made her have a stomach ache. But on closer examination, we can see the belly having a bit of a light yellow tint on it. And if I play this tape... *presses play* you can see it spreading out. Obviously, those were no ordianry lemon cream pies.

The owner asked what was wrong and she replied that she had a "tummy ache" from eating the pies. The owner then went over to Cream and held onto her then vanished with her. Upon closer examination, we can see the pie stand owner had a teleportation watch that he used to teleport himself and his "kidnappe" to somewhere unknown.

Knuckles: *hmph.* The guy was obviously in league with Doctor Eggman. I'm guessing the pie stand owner was a robot created by him to fatten Cream up and kidnap her. I don't know why Eggman wanted to do that though... maybe he wanted to fatten her up and eat her?

The evidence revealed so far all lead to the nortorious Doctor Ivo Eggman, long time enemy of world renowed hero Sonic the Hedgehog. G.U.N., the milti-country espionage and tatical fighting squad, led by newly appointed GUN head, Shadow the Hedgehog, stormed into Eggman's current hideout and battled his robotic forces before they finally captured him and sent him away.

Silver: Shadow and GUN weren't the only ones that battled Eggman that time, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and myself were there as well. Amy, Shade, Blaze, and vice-head of GUN, Rouge, were with Vanilla trying to comfort her.

Eggman was captured and taken to GUN's ice prison where he currently resides, sent there to prevent further harm. However, one GUN agent confirmed that his young bunny girl prisoner was never around.

Eggman (in his cell): Well, I have many hideouts and many of my robots are still working so the young bunny could be in anyone of those hideouts, that is IF I did capture her! Why would I kidnap her in the first place?! If I wanted to lure Sonic over to me, I would cause panic to the world or kidnap his little girlfriend! NOW LET ME OUTTA HERE AT ONCE!!!

Sonic: So after we found out that Eggman didn't keep Cream at his hideout. One of us had to break the news to Cream's mother... Tails volunteered to tell her. Last I heard, Vanilla was crying wanting her daughter back in her arms. I heard Tails stayed at her house to comfort her in her time of need.

This may have been the end of this case, but it is not over. 2 weeks later, Vanilla the Rabbit, age 24, was walking down that same block, when she passed by the same pie stand. The same pie owner offered her the same pie choice, lemon cream pie. Unknowingly, she accepted the pies and ate her fill, resulting in the same bloated belly, the same stomach ache, and the same kidnapping and teleportation.

Shadow: After seeing the security clip, we can only assume that Eggman was operating from inside his cell. Many GUN agents searched for many of Eggman's hideouts. Some were destroyed but so far, no such luck. I went to Eggman's cell to see if he had a wireless connection that was operating the bot. There wasn't such a thing.

So it would seem that this strange, anthro wolf looking robot, seems to be the cause of the disappearence of Miss Cream and Miss Vanilla. If anyone sees these two at all, contact us at once. Next week on Unso...

Tails turned his television off before he got up from his chair and stretched a bit. He was obviously ready for bed. "Better check on my ripe lemons." he said, walking off over towards his bedroom for some strange reason. He opened the door and smiled, seeing two giant yellow balls, one smaller than the other, with feet, panties, and bunny tails. He went over to the small one and crawled onto it, seeing the face of Cream.

Cream was sound asleep, smiling with her head snugged in her ripe, 5 foot lemony body.

Tails smiled as he stared at her peaceful sleeping head before brushing a hair tip from her eye.

Cream felt Tails's hand brushing her head and slowly woke up, smiling as he saw him. "Hey Tailsy." she said softly.

"Hey Creamy." Tails said as softly as she did.

Cream giggled a bit as she looked at Tails.

"What's so funny?" Tails asked.

"You still have your fake moustache on." Cream told Tails, giggling a little so as to not wake her 12 foot lemon bunny mother up.

Tails blushed and snickered as he removed his fake moustache from his lips, settling it beside his bed rest as he layed down on Cream, gently patting and rubbing her head.

On said bed rest were 5 pictures of Tails and his friends, each with an ifnlated fruit girl of their own, hinting that Sonic and his friends were onto it and kept his cover from getting blown. One pic had Sonic with a blueberry Amy kissing her. A second pic had Knuckles with a cherry Shade on top of the Master Emerald, snuggling each other. The third pic had Silver with a coconut Blaze pampering her on her belly and receiving a kiss on his head from her. The fourth pic had Shadow with a blackberry Rouge also kissing her, and on Rouge's finger was a diamond wedding ring. The last pic had Tails with Cream and Vanilla as lemon balls, and he was getting sandwiched by them.

Cream giggled and purred softly as Tails gently patted and rubbed her head. "Mmm... you sure know how to keep your lemon bunnies loved." she said.

Tails smiled from Cream's compliment.

"I'll say." Vanilla spoke, waking up and looking at the two.

Tails and Cream turned their heads to see Vanilla had woken up.

"Miss Vanilla." Tails said.

"Mommy." Cream replied, smiling a little.

Vanilla smiled. "Hello you two love birds." she said, a little teasingly.

Tails and Cream blushed a deep red and yellow respectively at being called love birds.

"I'm sorry we woke you up mommy." Cream apoligized.

"It's okay dear." Vanilla replied, smiling.

Tails smiled as he rolled Cream and Vanilla onto their sides, their lemony bellies pressing against eachother a bit. He then got inbetween the two bellies and snugged himself between them.

The two bunny lemons smiled as they snuggled Tails between their bellies.

Tails purred from the warm, lemony sandwich he was in. "Goodnight my lemony bunnies." he said, kissing both Cream and Vanilla's bellies.

Cream and Vanilla smiled and blushed from the belly kisses. "Goodnight Tailsy." they both said in unison.

Tails smiled before crawling out of the lemony belly sandwich, receiving kisses on his cheek from Vanilla and a lip kiss from Cream before crawling back into the lemon belly sandwich and nodding off, hugging Cream.

Cream and Vanilla smiled before they snugged their heads into their lemony bodies a bit and nodded off peacefully.

END