"All For Sasuke" One bright sunny day, Sakura was up in her room dreaming of Sasuke. She always fights with him but for some reason she thinks it brings them closer. "If only Sasuke-kun liked me..." She sighed heavily. Then the doorbell rang and she ran to get it. It was the mailman, (I don't know if they have mailmen in Konoha village but roll with me) he gave her the daily issue of her favorite magazine. She quickly ran back up stairs to read it. The cover said, "Big And Beautiful! Do Guys like bigger women better?" Sakura did not waste a second she quickly fliped the book open. "Our studies show that bigger women attract hotter guys...." Sakura skipped to the next paragraph. "Men in Konoha such as Naruto Uzamaki and Sasuke Uchiha like the women big so girls get fat and they're yours!" Sakura raced to her kitchen and swung open her pantry. She took the top shelf of food and consumed all of it in no time! She raced to her bathroom and stepped on the scale. "Only 100 pounds! I need to get bigger!" So she raced back to her kitchen and consumed the next two shelves. This time the scale read 200 pounds. she raced back (a bit slower) and devoured her whole pantry! Afterward, her breasts encrease 4 sizes and her bulging stomach looked like a over inflated beach ball. Her cheeks, arms, and legs puffed out like balloons. Her thighs were so big they rubbed agenst each other when she walked. She walked back to the scale and it read 500 pounds! She looked down at her huge figure. She felt her soft squishy stomach and thought, 'It's not so bad being fat, In fact it's great i have a nice soft and warm stomach.' "Sasuke has to like me now!" She screeched happily. Later that day Sakura went out to find Sasuke (which was incredibly hard because she could barely walk) She finally saw him walking down a path swearing to kill his brother as usual). "Hi Sasuke!" She cried. Sasuke looked up and stared at her new "beautiful" body. "Sakura...W-what Happened to you!? You're so beautiful!" Sakura blushed. "Do you like it Sasuke? I did it for you..." "I love it! Will you be my girlfriend?" "Of course Sasuke!" "Come on Sakura, I'll take you out for ramen!" "Sure Sasuke!" They walked side by side to the ramen shop. Little did they know, that Naruto was there and he also liked big women...
When they got there they saw Naruto enjoying his daily bowl of ramen. "WHOA! Sakura WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!?" Naruto took in her "beauty". Sasuke gave Naruto the look that says "Say one word and you die!" Naruto quietly ate his ramen every once in a while taking a glance at Sakura. When they were done, Sakura had eaten all the ramen in the shop and they were forced to close. She now was bulging at 600 pounds. Sasuke walked her home and he kissed her good night. Naruto followed her home and right before Sakura got inside her house he jumped out. "Sakura PLEASE be my girlfriend! Your just so, BEAUTIFUL!" "Uh, but I would be cheating on Sasuke." "No, you can have two boyfriends!" Sakura went inside and dialed Sasuke's number. They talked about the two boyfriend thing and after a few hours they agreed. Sakura went back to Naruto to tell him the good news. "Woo Hoo!!!!" Naruto shouted. and the tree of them lived together in peace and harmony.
Years later Naruto and Sasuke married the very large (800 pound) Sakura and shortly after Sakura became so fat....er, I mean "beautiful", that in order to keep mobility she had to be carryed in a deluxe moving truck because of her weight. And she also set a world record of the fattest person in Japan. The End.
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