"Of Jealousy and Junk Food"
(a Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi story)
by Double L

"Ah, what a lovely day!" shouted Ami, as the pink-haired superstar poured herself her favorite sugar cereal.

"AUGH!!!! STUPID SHIRT!!!!" shouted Yumi's voice from her room.

"Yumi?" went Ami, standing up and going over to her best friend's room. She opened it and saw Yumi having trouble getting her shirt over her stomach. "Uh..."

"What?" asked Yumi, giving up.

"Uh, nothing," went Ami, "It's just...you seem to have to...well,"

"Ami is trying to say without offending you is you gotten fat," said Kaz, their miniscle agent.

"FAT?!!!!" screamed Yumi, before she looked at the mirror. It wasn't much, but her stomach had swollen up like a beach ball and was poking out of her shirt.

"Apparently, the junk food binges we so frequently have finally caught up with you, Yumi," said Ami.

"Which is strange because you eat as much as I do and you're still the same," said Yumi.

Ami blinked, before saying, "Well, it doesn't matter. You're still my best friend, all of you," Ami then covered her mouth and said, "Oh...that was the wrong thing to say,"

"Eh, forget it. I'll probably lose it before next week," said Yumi, her cool demeanor keeping her from caving into despair.

"You better. This van not made for lifting heavy things," said Kaz, before getting a growl from Yumi. "Uh...I must now do manager duty of getting you to show,"

Ami then said, "Uh-oh..."

"Like I said, forget it. My fans aren't going to reject me because I put on a few pounds," said Yumi.
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Later...

"You were right...they didn't reject you," said Ami, seeing Yumi sorting her room full of fan mail and gifts.

"Hmm...according to this, there is growing number of Americans becoming attracted to larger figures. They are called FAs. Who would have thought so many Puffy fans were like that?" asked Kaz, as he read a magazine.

"Wow, this is more fan mail than we ever gotten combined," said Yumi, smiling as she opened a letter. "Dear Yumi, the cute one of Puffy AmiYumi,"

"HEY!!! I'm supposed to be the cute one!" shouted Ami, green with envy. "What does Yumi have that I don't?"

"Apparently, to FA audience, about ten extra pounds," answered Kaz.

"Hmm..." went Ami, getting an idea. That night, after Yumi and Kaz went to sleep, Ami snuck out to the All-Night Convience Food Shop...

"Hey! You're Ami of Puffy AmiYumi!" shouted the store clerk.

"Yep!" smiled Ami to the clerk.

"You must be a lucky girl to work as the sidekick for that cute Yumi," said the clerk.

"Grr...." went Ami, "Yeah. Look, since I obtain such huge rockstar fortune, I want to buy all the food in this store. I'll even pay you to let me close up the store,"

"Really?!!! WOO-HOO! A NIGHT OFF FROM THIS MISERABLE JOB!!!!" shouted the clerk, before running off. Ami grinned, as she looked over all the delicious treats and microwavable fast food at her reach. She went over to the candy aisles and started unwrappig all the chocolate bars, fruity snacks, and other various sugar snacks. Once she cleared up the aisle, she patted her swollen belly and walked over to the drink refrigerator. She threw out all healthy and bad tasting drinks, before drinking down all the chocolate milk, soda, juice, and anything else she could find. Ami left all the regular milk alone, getting a great idea for it. She knocked down an empty refrigerator, and poured all the sugar cereals into it.

"Sugar Snackies...Marshmellow Munchies...Peanut Brittle Flakes..." went Ami, as she finished up emptying the boxes. She then poured all the milk inside, and began munching away at the cereal. Ami eventually got bored with eating with just a spoon and just started sucking at the cereal until it was all empty. When she was done, she wasn't chubby like Yumi, but downright fat. Her stomach and breasts got nice and fatty, but most of her weight settled in her lower body. Ami's thighs, hips, and butt all grew to give her a healthy pear shape. The Japanese popstar smiled, for she now was even fatter than Yumi was. "Time to celebrate with a gigantic quanity of microwavable fattening treats!"
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The next morning...

"Hey Ami! Time for breakfast," said Yumi, knocking on her friend's door.

"Oh no...I'm stuffed,"

"AMI?!!!" went Yumi, looking at her friend who now made her look skinny.

"Not bad, don't you think?" asked Ami, as she turned a little, making her flab jiggle like jello.

"Ok...what did you do to yourself?" asked Yumi.

"I just simply ate until I was fat like you," said Ami.

Yumi then went, "I get it. You were jealous of my extra attendance. So a couple of fat-girl liking fanboys give me some notice...it's no reason to make yourself a blimp. But I'm not complaining. It's not like I'm going to get jealous,"
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"I'm jealous..." mumbled Yumi, seeing all the Puffy AmiYumi fans swarming over Ami as if Yumi didn't exist. "At least it can't get any worst..."

"Hey! It's Ami!" shouted a voice, before the loud of stomping of many footsteps could be heard.

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"OW! OW! OW! OW!" went Yumi, as the fans ran over her like she was a doormat. She looked at Ami with annoyance and jealousy, before saying, "Fine...if the fans want a fat girl...I'll give them one heck of a fat girl,"

As Ami swam in her massive flood of fanmail and gifts in her room, Yumi snuck off.

"Ah, there it is..." smirked Yumi, when she saw she had came to the ice cream factory. It was after closing hours, so no one would be there to stop her. She went over to the door, and pulled out a saw. Yumi then went to sawing a hole in the door, but the teeth were eventually worn out. She then pulled out an axe and tried chopping it down, but the blade broke off. "Stubborn, eh?" went the chubby Japanese popstar, before she put on a welder's mask and tried using a welding torch. Yumi groaned when nothing happened, before putting a pack of dynamite near the door, and running off. She pushed down on the plunger, but when the explosion cleared, the door was still standing. "AUGHHH!!! This stupid door!" shouted Yumi, kicking the door...which caused it to fall down. Yumi blinked, before running in to find the big switch that would turn on all the machines. She smiled as she pulled it down, making the machines work. "I'll show that Ami..." Yumi said, running to a conveyor belt that loaded buckets of ice cream. She sat at the loading end, and wolfed down any ice cream she could get her hands on. As Yumi did, her belly and butt grew and grew. Her face started puffing out with big chipmonk cheeks and a double chin. Yumi then ran to where the ice cream would be poured into the bucket. She attached to a tube into the pourer tube and put her lips around the other end. Yumi pulled down on the lever, pouring ice cream into her mouth.
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In the security room...

"Hey...I think someone's robbing the ice cream factory..." yawned a skinny security guard with a bushy mustace. He leaned on his seat, his feet on the computer that was showing Yumi sucking away at the ice cream tanks and growing fatter.

"It's just boredom settling in..." said the bald, stockier guard who was building a pyramid of toothpicks.
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"Mmmm...good..." went Yumi, patting her gigantic, globe-like belly. Her chest was huge and big, and her butt jiggled as she walked. Her arms and legs were pillars of blubber. "WOW!!!!" went Yumi, starry-eyed when she saw the largest tank of chocolate marshemellow peanut butter ice cream with sprinkles. She waddled up the stairs, and over the tank. "CANNONBALL!!!" she shouted, leaping into the ice cream.
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The next morning...

"Hey, where is Yumi?" asked Kaz, as he and Ami sat at the breakfast table.

"Beats me..." said Ami, her butt across two chairs. She gobbled up her breakfast and said, "But if she's not here...more food for me!" Wuth that, she grabbed Yumi's breakfast and dumped into her waiting maw.

Suddenly, the OJ in the cups started shaking as the footsteps of something large was approaching. They shook more and more as whatever it was got closer.

"YUMI?!!!" screamed Kaz and Ami, when they ran outside.

"Who's the tiny one now?!!!" shouted Yumi, now weighing over 500 lbs whereas Ami was only over 300. Her belly grew past her knees and her chest was now a big cup size, and her butt had the same proportions as her belly. Yumi's arms, legs, and thighs all jiggled and wiggled as if she was made completely of jello.

"I'll show you! I can get even fatter than you!" shouted Ami.

"Bring it sister!!!" shouted Yumi, "I'll make you look like a sucessful model when I'm done!"

"Girls! Girls! You're supposed to be best freinds! And more importantly...I CAN'T AFFORD THE INCREASED AMOUNT OF FOOD!!!" shouted Kaz, before something hit him. "Wait...let's see...subtract cost of food from normal billing...and add billing of increased number of fans...now subtract cost of moving growing girls...and add increased sales of Puffy AmiYumi merchandise...this could take a while,"

As Kaz did the numbers, Ami and Yumi stomped off, determined to outfatten the other.

"What's the biggest thing you have on the menu?" asked Ami to the fast food guy.

"That would be Le Grand Frank," said the fast food guy.

"I'll take two," said Ami.

"Lady...there's not enough pigs in country," said the fast food guy.
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"And on your right, you'll find where we store all our cookie boxes for..." began the tour guide, before they all gasped to see all the thousands of boxes empty. "Where'd they go?!!!"

"BURP!!! I don't know..." said Yumi, now weighing about 600 lbs; her fat spherical body was covered in cookie crumbs. "Say, is there a dairy place around here?"
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"Ah...those steaks were fine..." said the 700 lb Ami, her butt and hips spawned out and jiggling over a couch they had to bring her. "I ate the whole thing, so the're free, right?"

"But you ate ten of them!!!" shouted the waiter.

"So I guess the're all free," smiled Ami, her fat face puffed out.
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"Wow, this zoo sure has such big, fat greasy food," smiled Yumi, weighing over 800 lbs. Her gigantic belly was touching the ground and dragging along, as she munched down a hot dog in one gulp, drunk down a soda, and licked away cotton candy instantally. It was then the great obese Japanese popstar saw peanuts being thrown at her; not only by little kids, but the elephants too "Eh..." she went, before opening her mouth to catch them.
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Ami was laying on the massive rolls of fat that were her back in the nice warm sand of the beach. She was dressed in a two-piece swimsuit, which showed off her beautiful hips, thighs, and giant butt. Ami now weighed 900 lbs, which was no surprise to the fact she was surrounded by empty candy bars, pizza boxes, fast food bags, and soda cans. She closed her eyes and decided to take a nap to let all the food turn into fat.

"HEY!!! There's a whale beached!" shouted a man, before a bunch of people tried to roll her to the ocean. This did not end well for them, for they only lifted one fat roll which then slammed down on them, trapping under Ami's layers of blubber.

"Hmm?" blinked Ami, looking around. "Must have been my imagination,"
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"Only two blocks to the All-You-Can Eat free food fair," said Yumi, weighing at 1000 lbs. Her skull shirt was only able to cover her ample chest now, and her spiked choker and bracelets had long snapped off. Her fat legs were being sucked in by her big belly and thighs, only leaving her feet exposed.

"All clear..." said the guard at the truck weighing station to a truck. When Yumi stepped on the scale, the digital machine exploded.

"Opps...sorry," said Yumi, before reaching the fair. When all the participants saw her, they screamed and ran away...except for one. "AMI?!!!"

"Yumi?!!" went Ami, weighing at 1000 lbs as well. Her feet had long disappeared under her big bottom, so she was pratically bouncing to get to places. Her large chest rested on her globe-like belly.

"So you come to outeat me here, eh? Well, bring it on!" shouted Yumi.

"I will!" shouted Ami, before the two girls went at it, eating like pigs. Ami threw up sandwiches that were foot longs and caught them in her mouth. Yumi grabbed a whole chicken and munched away at it. The girls ate..and ate...and ate...growing bigger, and bigger...and bigger.

"Only one fry left..." went the 2500 lb Ami; it was a miracle her dress managed to stay on her. She had throw away her boots to let her fat feet free.

"It's mine..." said the 2500 Yumi, practically a giant blob of fat. Her clothes were almost gone under her massive rolls of fat. The two reached for it and pulled at the ends hard. Neither would let go, until they pulled so hard, they both accidently lost their grip. The fry went flying and was crushed into nothiness between their giant bellies. The girls looked at each other and realized they were fighting so stupidly.

"Yumi...we've been letting all this weight go to our heads...as well as our thighs," said Ami. "We should have realized we were friends, not weight rivals,"

"Yeah..." sighed Yumi, "We wanted to be the more famous one, and we let that control us...that and the fact we probably went under massive sugar rushes from all the sugary snacks we gobbled up,"

"Friends?" asked Ami.

"Friends," smiled Yumi, before the two tried to hug. However, their bellies got in the way and bounced them away from each other. They crashed into the ground, leaving two gigantic craters shaped like them. "This will take some getting used to..."

The End