"An Unrealistic Gaining"
A Pokemon story by Tars

Ash was walking home from his latest speech but was still bored out of his wits. He recently realized that Misty was very self conscious about her weight and she started criticizing fat people. Ash wasn’t mad until she insulted Ash. Ash thought that she needed a lesson in weight gain. He found a shop in the center of Pallet Town that had just opened. It was called, “Magic Gaining” which was supposed to be a term to describe a very successful shop with potions, but Ash had no where else to look. He walked in looking at other skinny people inside. Ash walked up to the counter and asked the man, “Do you have anything that makes someone gain weight and make them start to want it?”

“Well, I have this “Pounder of Weight” Potion.” He replied. He lifted a large jar of a slimy green liquid from the ground. “Every ounce given to someone raises the appetite of that person enough as if that person was ten pounds heavier.”

“I’ll take one… how much is in there?”

“It’s a total of 50 ounces in there. A note, once the person eats, the person will not stop eating until that person has gained enough weight to satisfy the hunger added.”

“Can I have a scale?”

“It comes with it.”

“Okay, how much?”

“I’ll give you a first time discount to make it… 10,000P (I’m using this to do that weird currency instead)

“Deal!” Ash quickly said. He took the small scale and the large potion jar in a bag. Ash ran home with time to spare, and asked his mother Delia to make a big dinner. “Why Ash? It’ll all go to waste!”

“Trust me… I think Misty needs to eat more.”

“Why?”

“Because she’s too self conscious about her weight. She needs to lighten up, or should I say, fatten up?” (horrible joke)

“Okay, okay, you win.” She said. She made a huge dinner complete with a turkey, and other large meals. Once it was dinner time, Misty came to Ash’s house (she had been somewhere and the reason she was staying at Ash’s house because she needed to find a place to stay after her sisters closed the gym temporarily because of their swimming dance tour) She entered the dining room and was disgusted after seeing all of the food. “What the… what is all this food for?” she asked angrily.

“I want to have leftovers?” Ash said with hope of Misty not catching on.

“Whatever, but I’m not eating all of this food. I’ll hardly eat anything!” Delia and Ash had already had their share of food but Misty didn’t know, because the whole dinner was injected with the weight gain potion that Ash got. A total of 8 ounces was in the whole dinner. Misty took a bite of salad that she took, but that was where a whole ounce of the potion was. Immediately she started to eat hungrily. “Man I’m hungry!” she said stuffing her face. She finished her bowl of salad and started to take a bite out of a hamburger. Delia was confused, but Ash was just grinning in glee. Misty kept eating everything in sight and just ate faster and faster. Soon the whole dinner was gone, but Misty didn’t stop there, she asked quickly, “Ash, can I have some money to go into town?”

“Why?”

“I want to eat at a restaurant. I’m REALLY hungry!”

“Fine… but make sure you sprinkle this…” Ash said as he held out three full, ketchup sized bottles, of the rest of the mixture he was given but with a smaller nozzle. “on everything you eat.”

“DEAL!” Misty grabbed the bottles. Ash gave her a lot of money that he had earned on his pokemon quest. (Pikachu is busy at the Pokemon Center because of a recent accident with Team Rocket just for the record)

“Take as long as you like.” Ash said. Misty nodded and ran out the door.

“What was that all about?” Delia asked.

“I’ll have to tell you now while she’s gone.”

While Ash was busy telling his mother about this, Misty was entering an eating binge she’d never forget. First she head to the first restaurant she found and ran inside. Since there were so many parents on work and so many kids either playing, sleeping, or on pokemon journeys, the restaurant was empty. “Hello waiter,” she said as she approached the inside, “could I get a seat?”

“Yes, follow me.” The waiter replied as he showed her to a table. Misty said quickly, “Can I order now?”

“I guess so…”

“I’d like two cheeseburgers, a bowl of ramen, some biscuits, and a pitcher of soda.”

“What soda?”

“Give me a pitcher of Coke!”

“Right away.”

While Misty waited impatiently, there was a family at the front asking for a table. When they heard a large growling sound they ran off. Little did they know that was Misty’s stomach. The waiter brought Misty’s food. Misty drizzled the potion on every thing she had, almost emptying the first bottle. She ate all the food quicker the more she ate. After finishing all this food, she licked the plates clean making sure nothing was left, and then she asked the waiter if any All you can eat buffets were open. The waiter replied and showed her the direction after paying the bill. She ran out to the restaurants. The first buffet was eaten but since the formula made her all you can eat more, she was told to leave after paying. She ran to the others, well at this moment she was more like waddling due to tiredness. She made it to the next buffets, and at the second one she finished off the formula, and at this final one she finally got full. She walked to Ash’s house slowly. She was getting hungry as she walked. She made it to the house and ate most of the food in the refrigerator. She walked to her bed and fell on it. She fell asleep immediately. Ash looked into her room after she was sound asleep. She was hardly 90 pounds when she started eating, but now, she had gained a total of 50 pounds. She had a bigger belly and bigger legs and breasts, but she still was going to gain a lot of weight after this.

The next day, Misty woke up and looked at her new body. She gasped in shock, “MY GOD HOW THE HECK DID THIS HAPPEN!”

Ash heard her say this while at the breakfast table. “Now she’ll learn her lesson. I’ve always wanted her to get a practical joke taken to her right where it hurts.”

“Ash, I think you’re being a little too mean.” Tars said from nowhere.

“You aren’t even in this story, but I guess that you can’t even interfere much so Ha ha.”

“That’s what you think…” Tars said as he made some changes to the story. Then Ash called Misty for breakfast. Misty stopped holding her belly in disgust and immediately perked up and ran to the table. As Ash’s mother Delia lied out the pancakes, Misty ran in and started feasting on the pancakes. “Wow you gained an appetite!” Ash said as though he didn’t know anything.

“Mph… chomp… smack…”

“What?”

“Mph…”

“Never mind.” Ash said. Soon Misty finished all the pancakes. Delia brought in more and Misty gulped them in quickly. Ash smiled. Misty burped loudly afterwards and walked back into the room she occupied. For the next 2 hours Misty was complaining again, but Ash was at the other store again to ask about the potion. He was questioning the owner. “I need to know more.” He asked.

The owner replied, “So you want to know what happens afterwards?”

“Yes…”

“She will act as though she never took the potion later, around a half hour later. If that person sees food she will eat as though she took it. She won’t get full completely until she gains enough weight to the potion.”

“So if she takes more potion she will gain even more of an appetite?”

“Yes, but she will gain until she has reached the weight of ounces. Then when that happens her hunger will secede.”

“Is there any way to..” Ash froze, because the changes of the story happened here, “Is there any way to reduce the weight limit… thing… stopping point?”

“You can reduce the weight but not the appetite.”

“That’s odd… so… how do I do that?” he asked.

The owner lifted up a different jar that was similar to the other, but was different because it was red. “This will reduce the weight stop point by 20 pounds per ounce.”

“Oh…”

“So… lets say you fed her the whole…”

“How do you know that it was a her?”

“Lucky guess? Anyway, let’s say you fed her the whole jar from yesterday. She needs to eat until she has gained a total of 500 pounds.”

“That… is… way disturbing.”

“Yes, but give her this… which is 20 ounces, and she will lower the weight by 400 pounds. However, the appetite will be normal, compared to the weight.”

“I’ll take three fifty ounce jars of the gain potion, and two twenty ounce jars of the reduction, make that three of the reduction…”

“That’ll be 75,000#^ Mr....”

“Ash.” 

“Right, right, Ash.” Ash brought these home. Misty was, at home, still complaining. Ash made a normal sized lunch for both of them and then made some for himself. He ate some lunch and then yelled randomly, “LUNCH!” Misty heard this and the potion kicked in again. Ash’s practical joke seemed to be working. Misty ran in and started gobbling in the soup Ash made. She gobbled the one Ash had in front of him, and she saw the soup that was boiling on the stove. “Oooh! Seconds!” she ran and took the soup bowl and did something that Ash expected. She poured it down her throat. Ash had put three ounces of the red potion in there for convenience. Ash looked at Misty and suddenly felt something he didn’t eJabedin. He ran off from the table. Being in the “hungry” state, Misty decided to take some of the money she still had from the last night and ran out to a restaurant to pig out again. This time she didn’t eat as much, but ordered a lot. She ordered two large twenty four ounce steaks and a bottle of soda. Once done she belched loudly and walked out. Misty would have been embarrassed if people were in the restaurants.

Ash was busy now getting Pikachu from the Pokemon Center. He took Pikachu behind somewhere where nobody was sighted and then explained some stuff. “Pikachu, how ya doin’?”

“Pika!” Pikachu said happily.

“Great… now, I need to tell you that Misty is gonna be eating a lot because I’m sick of her making fun of fat people.” Note: Ash sometimes understands Pikachu so you’ll understand what this means.

“Pika?” which probably meant, “Why?”

“I gave her some potion, and soon she’ll accept this fatness.”

“Pika? Chu?” Which meant something along the lines of, “Can I nickname her Snorlax then?”

“As long as you do it in an accent she won’t understand.” (note that Pikachu gained an “Electian” accent which is hard to understand)

“Pika!” Pikachu agreed

This night something odd happened. Ash was oddly confused about what he felt during the lunch with Misty. Ash started to then watch his mother leave the kitchen. He ran in and started dumping, literally dumping the weight gain potion in the whole dinner. The potion was gone, but Ash felt no same feeling. This experiment was going to be hard for him. When Delia finished the dinner and served it she decided to take a taste first. Ash was watching sneakily and was shocked at what was happening. No! She’s gonna get fat! Ash thought with shock. Delia had tasted a part of the meal with NO potion. She had gotten lucky, but Misty was in for a surprised. Ash saw no extra hunger, but when she called Misty, Misty ran in. Once again she ate food, only this time, it was all gone, in 2 minutes. “All my hard work… gone in a small few minutes…” Delia sighed.

“I’ll be gone a while see ya!” Misty waved as she ran to get the money again, and still had more than enough. Ash felt the same feeling he did during the engorging. Misty didn’t stop to go to any restaurant with service, she just ran to the all you can eat buffets and just had to chow down. Ash had followed her with ease because she was losing running speed. Ash followed her because he was worried Misty might gain too much… too fast. After all he had given her enough potion so she would gain a total of 1940 pounds with an appetite of a ton! He wanted to change this. Misty though felt a bathroom rush and ran to the bathroom. Ash started pouring the weight suppressant into the food. “I have to think before I act.” He mumbled to himself. The first jar was almost half empty when Misty exited the bathroom door. Ash ducked under the bushes (Misty sat near the window and Ash hid down in the bushes. He scooted off. Misty finished her first three plates of food real quickly and went to get more. Ash saw she was getting lots of cheeseburgers, and knew that Misty loved ketchup. Ash poured the potion into the bottle of Ketchup and shook it. It soon mixed and was as though it was never added. Luckily the potion was ketchup red and almost as thick. Misty poured the ketchup on her burgers and finished them with ease, pouring the ketchup on every time. Misty poured every last drop of ketchup out (this took some squeezing of the ketchup which made it almost explode). Soon… Ash had put all of the potion in, because Misty kept going back for more servings and plates. After all three potions were finished, Misty still ate like no other. After a full hour (including the potion adding) she was full, and walked home. Ash ran ahead sneakily and watched her walk in from the door. Ash then realized what he had felt. He was in love with Misty. True, he had fallen in love before, but he had suppressed it due to some of Misty’s unforgivable comments. Now he was in love with new Misty. She ate so much she gained almost 70 pounds. This left her, at an outstanding 310 pounds. Going into body details would be necessary, but if that happened, you would miss the following scene. “Ash… why are you staring at me like that?”

“Uhhh no reason…”

“Are you looking at my figure?”

“No…”

“Well I’m off to bed.”

“Oh… okay.” Ash said. He was gazing at her new body. Ten minutes later, the real Misty was in control. “AAACK!” she screamed.

Ash ran in and said, “What? What’s wrong?” he said as though he didn’t know anything.

“I’M FAT? MY GOD HOW THE HELL…”

“Hey… no cursing in this story. Try it again.” Tars said.

“Fine…” she breathed and screamed again, “HOW IN THE WORLD DID THIS HAPPEN?”

“I don’t know!” Ash yelled.

“Well… now who’s going to like a fat person like me?”

“Like, you mean like love?”

“DUH! Man… I can’t believe something like THIS would happen to ME.”

“I like you.” Said Ash without thinking.

“You what?” Misty cried in shock.

“I think you look great! I’ve suppressed it since you’ve insulted me in ways I could never forgive, but… I guess I do truly love you.”

“Do you think I’m fat?”

“I think you should use the term: eating happily instead of fat.”

“I thought being overweight, especially like this, was bad for your health and looks?”

“No… not all people think that… and It’s very rare that someone like you is going to get a bad health thing.”

“You really think so?”

“YES!”

“Honestly.”

“Honest to god.”

“Truly, Honestly, without any doubts, 100%?”

“YES DANGIT!”

“Then bring me some chocolate!” she commanded.

“Aye aye Misty!” Ash said as he ran out. This was a stage where Ash was taken over by love. This night lasted real long, and Ash had taken from the sweets cupboard. This had many different good tasting things in a refrigerator that was almost endless. Misty had eaten half of it that night and gained another 20 pounds because of it. They fell asleep together. Over the next few days Misty started to gain more and more while Ash was carefully adding the red potion to Misty’s diet so she would stay as she was, but soon, at the end of the week Misty had stopped eating as much as someone who would have weighted a ton. She now ate what she ate. She was now 350 pounds. Misty watched Ash and saw that she didn’t like the body she had. She decided to go into that same store Ash went to one day Ash was giving yet another speech. She had looked for quick ways to get her old body back. She walked up to the counter. The man looked at her and smiled in a way of recognition. “Hello miss, how can I help you?”

“Is there anything in here that… makes you lose weight?”

“I’ll get to the point and get what you want. Do you want to lose it immediately?”

“Yes.”

“Then you should drink this.” The man held a small potion bottle. “This contains a potion in a small dose.”

“That might not help.”

“This will, every ounce of this potion will get rid of 50 pounds over night!”

“You’re kidding!”

“No… side affects might be affects of other potions like this. Most of my potions are like this so if you have drank any of my potions, they might reactivate if they have been used.”

“Well this is my first time, so I’ll take it.”

“I’ll let you have a free sample.”

“How many ounces?”

“Five.”

“Perfect!” Misty took the potion and ran to the house of Ketchum. She drank the whole potion making sure not to leave a single drop. Later that night Misty had fallen asleep before dinner. The sleeping part of the potion had activated. Ash was wondering why Misty hadn’t come for dinner and was wondering that no matter what he yelled she would not wake up. So he decided to do the honorable thing. He had a large amount of the green potion given to him by the salesman, 780 ounces, and he poured it down her throat. Then he poured 339 ounces down her throat. This made it so if she did get up, she would only gain 20 pounds from the meal. He wasn’t worried. Even yelling dinner in her ear did not wake her up. Ash shrugged and walked out. The next day was something no one would forget.

Misty had lost every pound she had gained. When she got up she did not look at her body and smile, she got up, felt an amazing hunger, and ran out the door. She was off to eating anything she could. First, she opened the door of a restaurant, and because of the large amount of hunger she had, she would not stop. She ran over, literally, the server of a restaurant. She first ran into the kitchen and ate everything prepared, then she ate the unprepared food. She ate the condiments, she ate the preparation oils (gross!) and ate even the chef’s hats! From everything she ate, leaving the whole kitchen bare, and then eating everyone’s food in the restaurant, she gained 30 pounds. She wasn’t near full. She was way far from full, and started running towards the next restaurant, an All- You- Can- Eat buffet restaurant, and it was a 24/7 restaurant. She didn’t stop eating for a while. She pretty much tossed everything in her mouth. She stuffed burgers in and ate 10 in the space of 3 minutes. Somehow, she was eating so much she didn’t even care if it tasted bad. She ate some napkins on accident but was too hungry to spit them out. She was too hungry to pick up the food. She just stuffed her head in the food and used her hands to put in food while the mouth ate anything in front of her. The Buffet started to empty, but it wasn’t like this for long. The Chefs filled it up, and Misty began her binging again. After a solid 30 minutes of eating the whole restaurant was completely bare of food. Misty had gained a big belly, pair of breasts, and butt after this meal, but ran the same speed, if not faster, to the next restaurant. For an amazing 3 hours, Misty ran from restaurant to restaurant eating everything in sight. She was not full, and even weirder, she didn’t slow down one bit. She was very, very hungry. She had eaten bare every restaurant in Pallet Town. She had gained a whopping 394 pounds after all of the eating, but she still ran as though she had just started eating. She then commanded a taxi to take her to Viridian City, but it refused. She saw a bus to Viridian and pounded on its doors after it passed by. It stopped and asked for bus fee. She put in a lot of money but didn’t care one bit. She occupied the whole seat but everyone could see her. Her belly was huge, and her breasts almost popped out of her shirt. Her butt was pretty much devouring her seat. When they got to Viridian City, the seat in front of her had been eaten halfway due to her hunger. She ran out, bowling over anyone in her way and made her way to the nearest restaurants. Soon, she had gained a total that day of 800 pounds, which was when Ash made the scene. “Misty? What the heck?” he said running to her, when she was eating the rest of a suckling pig in a local restaurant. Her belly touched the floor, and she broke the chair she sat in. She had been given a new shirt by someone who was afraid she would pop out of her old one, and her butt was not only devouring her underwear, but started on her pants, and her pants looked like a thong! “Misty? What the… oh no the potion! But I… then… what?”

“Mph… GRAAH!” she yelled. She had finished it and got up and ran. She looked very odd seeing how her legs could support that weight. She tripped over a branch and started rolling towards the next restaurant. She bowled through the door and started eating everything in sight again. Ash was amazed. “This doesn’t make sense… wait!” Ash was lucky he kept his survival Pokemon with him at all times. He took the Machamp he had recently gotten and threw it, “Go Machamp!”

“HAH!” it said.

“Get Misty and stop her!”

“Champ!” it yelled. It ran at Misty and held her back. Misty though fought like nothing she’d ever done. She started rolling, and this caused Machamp to be crushed under her weight, but this was a wrestling match Machamp was going to beat. Soon, Machamp got over angry, and then tossed Misty far!

“MACHAMP! NO!”

“Ma…” which probably meant, “oops”

“Weeeeeeeeeeeee!” Misty said. She was heading towards the Viridian Lard Factory. She made a land in a giant tub. “Thank god. She’s now safe inside a giant… tub… of… lard… oh no.” The lard tub started emptying quickly, and Misty was eating it. “That is fricken gross!” Ash said disgusted. Machamp and Ash took off to the factory. It was very far, and Machamp was able to toss this far due to his four arms and large strength. Misty had done the impossible. She had not only eaten the tub of lard she was in, but had eaten four other huge tubs as well. Misty looked as though she could finally not move. She looked immobile. Her arms were stuck inside her colossal belly, and her breasts made the shirt seem like a loin cloth on each boob. The butt was like a blob of pillows on the ground. Misty was eating the rest of the lard tub. “Misty, stop, you are grossing me out, and the viewers, er, readers!”

“GRAAAH!” she yelled. Apparently, she was STILL hungry. She started running fast again. “My god… she like, runs fast because she wants food so badly. Machamp, get her, and hold her not throw her!”

“Mach!” it agreed. It ran and held Misty down. Ash sent out various other pokemon, Bayleef, Grovyle, Bulbasaur, Charizard, and Snorlax (for some reason he had Snorlax). They all held Misty with strength and vine whips. Misty was held, against her will. She started moaning with hunger, “GRAAAAAAAH GRAAAAAAAAH!”

“We’ve got to ask that potion guy a few questions. But first, Machamp, you carry Misty. Bayleef, Bulbasaur, you restrain her. Grovyle, you feed her. Charizard, I’ll ride on you. Snorlax return!” Snorlax returned to the pokeball and the various pokemon did their jobs. It took a while, but due to the food Grovyle had, Misty wasn’t as rough as before. After many hours, the pokemon made it to the Ketchum house. Ash fetched a bus for Misty after he made it to Pallet Town. Soon, Misty was in her bed, or crushed bed, and eating from a tube that was forcibly blowing food into her mouth. Meanwhile, Ash was asking the guy at the shop questions. “What the frick happened to Misty?”

“She came into my shop yesterday?”

“What did she get?”

“She got a potion from me to lose weight.”

“She did?”

“Yes. The potion made her lose all of the weight you made her gain, but the side affects kicked in.”

“What side affects?”

“The potions inside her take effect even if they’ve been nullified. The one’s in the most quantity are activated.”

“So… wait… I gave her a total, of 780 ounces one night to wake her up.”

“Sleeping heavily was another side affect, plus that the potion’s affect increased every ten minutes.”

“YOU MEAN SLEEPING LIKE A FREAKING SNORLAX!”

“Snorlax are heavy.”

“True, anyway, before I had given her a total of 200 ounces… so…

“She had an appetite and need to gain to the weight of 9800 pounds.”

“SHE WOULD DIE BEFORE SHE REACHED THAT WEIGHT!”

“True… she would, if these potions weren’t so darn good.”

“What do you mean?”

“She is immune to all obesity related illnesses and problems.”

“YOU MEAN NO MATTER HOW MUCH WEIGHT SHE GAINS SHE CAN STILL RUN AND WALK THE SAME?”

“Yup.”

“She’ll also eat the same, so is it permanent?”

“One ounce equals one hour.”

“Hmmm… I’ve got an idea. Give me all of this weight gain potion you have, and any food.”

“Heh, you never cease to surprise me. I have this food you see…”

“Is there anything you don’t have?”

“I don’t have a working popcorn maker.”

“Whatever.”

“Anyway, this food is like that water food. However, it’s not food per pellet. It’s feasts.”

“Feasts?”

“One pellet, watch.” The man took a pellet and put it on a bare table. He put one drop on it and BAM. The table was filled with feast food. “That’s a low dose. Plus you can add food depending on how much water is on it.”

“You are a miracle worker.”

“Thanks.”

“So… how much do ya got?”

“Lots.” He brought in five full crates of pellets, and ten 200 ounce bottles of the weight gain potion. “You don’t owe me much, only 1,000,000#^.” 

“Why so little?”

“This stuff is very easy to get. Oh, and you’ve created customers. Thanks so much.”

“Will you have more soon?”

“Yes.”

“Do you have something to carry this in?”

“No.”

“Whatever.”

“Just kidding.” He placed everything in a bag. “It’s in here. It requires a lot of strength.”

“Thank you, good day!”

“Thanks for shopping here!”

Ash sent his Machamp to carry the bag. The Machamp owed him for throwing Misty. They both hurried. As they got to the house Machamp went inside to get Misty, while Ash prepared the feast. He got his Squirtle (somehow he traded pokemon because he didn’t want his Snorlax with him at this time because he didn’t want someone competing with Misty) to spray water, a lot, on the pellets. This created a tidal wave of food that spread all over the yard and grass. There was hardly enough food to fit the house and lawn and backyard. Ash stood on the other side of the street. Then he started pouring the weight gain potion into Misty’s mouth through the tube (in case you were wondering Misty is about 1,346 pounds and the tube stretched a long way to Delia’s restaurant. Ash took it and poured it down it) and Misty started to suck in so much food she ate the pipe. She looked at the food and smiled with an anime smile. Ash sweatdropped and watched Misty engorge herself with the hugest binge in history. Misty ate turkeys from her point and stuffed herself with hamburgers. She vacuumed up the Ramen and stuffed fries down her throat. She engorged herself with cheese, and chowed down on the biscuits. As the food size shrunk the eater got bigger. Soon, Misty was rolling around on her belly about as big as the bus she was originally in. She was a total of 3,759pounds, an unrealistic truth, when the food was almost gone. Once the food was gone she was at 3900 pounds. Then, she belched very loudly, breaking the windows of the Ketchum resident You would think that Misty would have left a mess. Wrong. Due to the potion she ate every part of every meal (including bones, seeds, and metal). Ash ran to the house and felt the belly. It was squishy like a pillow, and like a trampoline. However, Misty was impatient, and was STILL hungry. Ash looked over by the crate he had, and realized not all of it was emptied out. In fact, only one/eighth of it was gone. Ash started this never ending process of Misty eating to her heart’s content. Some how he decided to move Misty to a more, open area, because Ash wanted to sleep while she ate. So he took a turkey, and held it up in front of Misty, making it the only food she could see. She ran after Ash as he ran to the park. It was strange seeing a gigantic woman running, considering all you could see was fat. It looked like she was sliding on her butt. She made it to the park and Ash threw the Turkey and dived out of the way. He then dumped the rest of the crate (half of what was originally in it) and Squirtle squirted lots of water on it. The whole park was filled with food. Ash then made his Charizard lift him up and place him on Misty’s back, which had fat and so he could sleep on it. In the morning Ash was sleeping along with Misty who was finished eating. Ash found himself afraid of heights, because after Misty was done eating everything, she finally was full, but Charizard came in and saved Ash from being crushed by Misty’s new, impossible to match, ten ton weight. Misty weighed about 20,000 pounds, and covered most of the park. Ash was on the belly, sinking into the fat. Misty woke up and was shocked. She saw her new, enourmous body and was shocked to death, not literally. “AAACK!” she screamed.

Ash woke up and immediately said, “Oh, good morning Misty.”

“Ash… what the… why? I’m...”

“Snorlax is skinny compared to you?”

“Shut up!”

“But I love you this way!”

“I’m embarrassed!”

“No… no one cares anymore.”

“What are you saying?”

“As long as you like the way you are, you are great! And I love the way you are!” Ash was jumping on Misty’s belly like a trampoline.

“ASH!” Delia yelled from below, having somewhat of a bulge in her stomach.

“What is it?” he yelled down.

“The news… the whole world has lost care for being skinny!”

“Are you saying that the whole world wants to be fat?”

“Yes! Misty is now a role model! That new shop across town is now filling with money!”

“All right! See Misty? Told you.”

“YES! I AM THE FATTEST! I AM THE LARGEST! How am I supposed to move now?”

“Well…” Ash explained the whole story up in Misty’s face. Misty was shocked, but then she was glad Ash did this. Misty got up and walked home, and then what happened was a weird thing. The food inside Misty caused something, and she shrunk in weight. Soon, she was only 8 tons, then 5, then 3, then one, then she was only 1,000 pounds. Soon she was only 400 pounds, but she stopped there. The unrealistic story was finished. Misty stopped eating immensely, but still ate more than most. Delia was lying about the whole “world liking fat” deal, it was just that everyone in Japan found it useless to be skinny. She just had eaten a lot of candy that morning. Eventually, Misty gained to a size of 600 pounds, but stopped there. Ash and Misty were a couple, but the rest is what you want.