"Beauty and the Blueberry"
a story by Inflationcouplingist

One day, Joanna was at JC Pennys with her boyfriend Chris in the woman's isle trying out different belts while holding a cart full of new clothes and belts, the majority of them being belts. "So Chris, which belt do you like?" she asked, showing him a red belt and a blue belt. "The red one or the blue one?"

Chris smiled at Joanna. "Oh, it doesn't matter to me." he told her.

Joanna looked at the belts and putted the blue one away. "The red one." she said, placing the red belt into the cart.

Chris looked at the amount of clothes and belts Joanna had picked out and weakly smiled.

"I think that's enough for today." Joanna told Chris. The two went towards the register and handed in the items.

Suddenly, an alarm sound occurred and many balloons and confetti fell from the ceiling.

Joanna and Chris looked around to see what was up.

"Congratulations!" an announcer's voice spoke. "You are the 10 millionth customer!"

"10 millionth?!" Joanna asked.

"That's right!" the announcer told Joanna. "And as a special reward, the items you bought are free and you and a friend won an exclusive trip to London, England to go on a tour to the Wonka Candy Factory!"

"Really?!" Chris asked. "Congrats!" He hugged Joanna for her winning.

Joanna blushed as she was hugged. "Hehe, thanks!" she told Chris, hugging him back. "I hope you'll join me on a trip to jolly olde England."

"I would love to." Chris said.

*A few days later*

Joanna and Chris arrived at Wonka's candy factory in London, where they and a crowd of people were waiting for the owner of the factory, Mr. Charlie Bucket who won the factory after going on Wonka's tour where four naughty children and one he had crush on were disqualified, though one of them disappeared a year ago after.

"I wonder when Mr. Bucket will show up?" Joanna asked. "I'm excited to go in!"

"Same here!" Chris said.

Suddenly, the gate doors opened.

"Guess it's time." Chris told Joanna. "Shall we?"

"We shall." Joanna said, taking Chris's hand and walking inside with him.

The gate doors closed as Joanna and Chris made their way to the main entrance, there waiting for them was the man himself, Mr. Charlie Bucket.

"Greetings Miss Joanna." Charlie greeted.

"Greetings Mr. Bucket." Joanna greeted.

"And who's your boyfriend?" Charlie asked.

"I'm Chris." Chris told the factory owner.

"I must congrats you on your winning Miss Joanna." Charlie said. "Now then, let's begin the tour." He then led the two inside the factory and began the tour.

First stop was the Chocolate Room, where Joanna and Chris were allowed to eat anything in there except the chocolate river after Charlie told them not to drink out of it or they'll dive right in and get sucked up the pipe, like Agustus Gloop did back then. They were also introduced to the Oompa Loompas, the local factory workers.

The second stop was at the Nut Room where squirrels crack nuts shells to see if they're good for Charlie to add them to most of his chocolates or bad. He also warned the two not to go in there and pet them at the squirrels or they'll be thrown in the garbage chute like Veruca Salt back then.

The third stop was the Television Room where a giant TV camera makes giant Wonka bars become regular size by photography. Like before, he warned the two not to get themselves shot by the camera or they'll be shrunk and forced to be stretched by his taffy puller, like Mike Teevee did.

"Okay, here's the next stop." Charlie told Joanna and Chris as they approached the next stop. "The Inventing Room."

"The Inventing Room?" Joanna asked. "What's in there?"

"All of my secret candies and ingredients." Charlie told them. "I must warn you though, no one steal anything important or I could go out of business."

"Don't worry, you can trust us." Chris told Charlie.

"I would never steal anything from you." Joanna said.

"Alright then." Charlie said, opening the doors to the inventing room.

Inside were Oompa Loompas working and checking many different candies, like Ever-Lasting Gobstoppers, Hair Taffy, and Exploding Candies.

One machine in particular caught Joanna's eye, a giant machine where an Oompa Loompas threw in tomatoes, meat, and a pie into it. "Hey Mr. Bucket, what's that?" she asked, pointing to the machine.

Charlie turned to the machine Joanna pointed to. "OH!" he exclaimed going over to the machine.

Chris came over next to Joanna as Charlie came to the machine's button.

"You maybe scared at first but...oh just watch!" Charlie told Joanna and Chris, pressing the button.

The machine spurred and clanked as it was activated.

Joanna squeaked and grabbed onto Chris as she was scared by the machine, thinking it might explode.

Chris held onto Joanna tightly and protectively.

Soon, the machine stopped and produced a strip of gum.

Joanna blushed deeply as she slowly released Chris. "Uhh...it spooked me a lil." she said, smiling.

"Ehh...me too." Chris replied, blushing as well.

"Here it is, a three course gum." Charlie told the two, showing them the gum.

"Three course gum?" Chris asked.

"Yep." Charlie answered. "This gum is a three course meal in one, tomato soup, roast beef, and blueberry pie."

"Wow!" Joanna exclaimed. "That's amazing!"

"Yeah...but it's also the most difficult piece of gum." Charlie said. "This machine and the gum had too many bugs in them, and hopefully I've fixed them!"

"What was wrong with it?" Joanna asked.

"Whenever the chewer reaches the dessert, it turns the chewer into a blueberry fruit ball." Charlie explained.

"A BLUEBERRY?!" Joanna and Chris gasped.

"Yep." Charlie answered. "Only 40 Oompa Loompas and 1 human have tried it and become blueberries."

"One human?" Chris asked.

"I was a kid of course back then when I saw it happen." Charlie explained.

"Well...was it Violet Beauregarde?" Joanna asked.

"Yep." a female voice replied as a young, round, blue woman with brown hair, wearing a dark blue jumpsuit, and having blue eyes was carried in by some Oompa Loompas.

Joanna and Chris looked at Violet, shocked at her round, blue form

"Hey dear." Charlie greeted.

"Hey honey." the woman greeted, giving Charlie a kiss on his cheek.

"Wait...you're Violet Beauregarde, aren't you?" Chris asked.

"Yep." Violet answered. "Charlie's fiancee."

"You're getting married?!" Joanna asked.

Violet smiled and showed Joanna and Chris a wedding ring.

Joanna and Chris looked in awe at the wedding ring.

"Soon, I'll be Miss Violet Bucket." Violet replied, smiling.

"And I can't wait till that moment arrives." Charlie said.

Violet giggled from that.

"So has the gum been tested after you fixed the problems?" Joanna asked.

"Not yet, but I was waiting after the wedding and the honeymoon...and the kids to test it." Charlie said.

"Maybe I can try it?" Joanna asked.

"Really?" Violet asked.

Joanna nodded.

"Well...I suppose so." Charlie answered, handing Joanna the gum.

Joanna putted the gum into her mouth and began chewing it. She soon perked up after reaching the first course. "Oh my!" she replied with glee. "Tomato soup! It's delicious and creamy!"

"Whoa, must be that good." Chris said.

"It is!" Joanna replied as she chewed. "Wait...it's changing now. It's now roast beef with a baked potato!"

"Keep going!" Chris told Joanna. "You're almost done!"

Joanna smiled as she chewed and chewed. "Here's the desert, blueberry pie with whipped cream!" she responded. "It's the most delicious blueberry pie I've ever tasted!"

Charlie smiled. "There now, you've experie..." He stopped mid sentence to see Joanna turning blue. "Uh oh..."

"Not again..." Violet spoke.

Chris went eye wide as she saw Joanna turning blue, save for her hair and clothes.

"What's wrong?" the now blue Joanna asked as she chewed still.

"I don't believe it..." Charlie said. "Guess no matter how much I've tried, there's always a new bug to fix."

"Huh?" Joanna asked. She then felt something in her belly that made her blush a deep blue. "Ooohhhh...I feel full."

"Oh my god!" Chris gasped. "Joanna, you're blowing up!"

Joanna looked down and blushed with embarrassment as she saw her whole body blowing up. "I feel funny!" she said, her belt straining her growing body till it popped off of her and making her fill and round out freely.

Chris ducked before Joanna's belt hitted him.

"What's happening?!" Joanna asked.

"It seems the machine's a fluck." Violet told Joanna. "You're becoming a blueberry ball like me."

"A blueberry fruit ball?!" Joanna gasped as her blue body biggened and rounded itself. She whimpered a bit at first, but she suddenly calmed down and smiled, still blushing. "Hey...this isn't so bad."

Chris looked at the inflating Joanna in shock. "Huh?" he asked. "You're okay with this?"

"A little." Joanna said as she filled and rounded while blushing. "Just a little embarrassed that I'm doing in public is all." Soon, her filling had finished and she became a round blueberry fruit ball the same height and width as Violet, her tight, sky blue and white leotard still on her like second skin.

Chris came over and hugged Joanna gently so he doesn't pop her. He felt how nice and warm she'd became.

Joanna blushed, but smiled, as she was hugged.

"Wow...so warm and soft." Chris spoke.

"Hehe, why thank you Chris." Joanna said.

"Great...and I've disabled the juicer after I thought I've fixed that dreaded gum machine." Charlie responded. "I should've destroyed it."

"Hey hey, it's okay huney." Violet reassured Charlie. "She seems happy like that."

Charlie sighed as he looked at Violet. "I guess...just like you were." he said, kissing her cheek.

"Aww you big lug." Violet said, kissing Charlie's cheek back.

Suddenly, a few Oompa Loompas came to the four.

"Oh hello there." Joanna greeted, waving her hand to them.

"Hey there." Chris greeted.

Suddenly, 6 Oompa Loompas circled around Joanna and Chris, examining the new blueberry woman.

Joanna and Chris looked at the Oompa Loompas circled around them.

"Well, your tour's over and the Oompa Loompas will fly you back to your place." Charlie explained. "You can take the glass elevator to get home."

"A glass elevator?" Chris asked. "Won't that shatter?"

"Don't worry, it's indestructible glass." Charlie explained.

"Oh, I see." Joanna replied. "But...I can't move myself."

"Well, that's why the Oompa Loompas are here for." Violet told Joanna. "They'll roll you over to the elevator. It'll be fun, trust me."

"Alright." Joanna said. "You wouldn't mind helping the Oompa Loompas roll me Chris?"

"Of course." Chris said, hugging Joanna.

Joanna blushed and giggled as she was hugged.

Chris carefully tipped Joanna carefully down onto her side and kept her still.

Joanna blushed and smiled as she laid on her side.

"Here..." Charlie spoke, handing Chris a spray can titled 'Endless Can of Taffy-ation'. "This will make any of Joanna's clothes stretchy and comfy, even belts."

"Thanks." Chris said.

"Thank you." Joanna said.

3 of the the Oompa Loompas came over to Chris as they clutched onto Joanna while the other 3 went to the other side.

"Huh?" Joanna asked, wondering what they're doing.

Suddenly, Chris and the Oompa Loompas playfully rolled Joanna to the other side.

Joanna blushed and giggled as she rolled to the other group, the juice inside her sloshing and glunking. "Mmmm...I'm so ripe and delicious." she said as soon as she was caught.

Soon, the other group rolled Joanna back to Chris and the first group before they went to the door.

Joanna smiled as she looked at the door. "Alright, roll away." she told them.

"You got it." Chris said, rolling Joanna out the door with the Oompa Loompas.

Charlie and Violet smiled as they watched them go.

"Kinda reminds me of when I was first inflated." Violet said. "I'm sure they'll be very happy together."

Charlie smiled and grabbed Violet, spinning himself and her around a bit.

"Whoa!" Violet gasped in enjoyment.

"Just like us." Charlie said, hugging Violet.

Violet blushed a bit and gave Charlie a big, lip locking kiss.

Charlie smiled as he kissed Violet while holding her.

*Hours later, Los Angeles*

The glass elevator arrived at Chris's house to a stop.

Chris rolled Joanna inside before he and the Oompa Loompas moved her stuff into his house while also adjusting a bedroom that was made for her new, round body. He also sprayed all of her clothes and belts with the spray can till all the clothes became super stretchy.

The Oompa Loompas waved goodbye and headed off to the glass elevator, flying it back to London.

Chris came into Joanna's room and hopped onto her bed. "Comfy?" he asked, rubbing her belly.

Joanna blushed as her belly was rubbed. "Oooohhhh, that feels good." she said.

"Good." Chris said. "Mind if I sleep with you tonight?"

"Oh yes, please!" Joanna said.

He tipped Joanna onto her back and laid down next to her, covering themselves up with a large blanket.

"Ooohhh, thank you." Joanna told Chris.

"You're..." Chris spoke, slowly approached to Joanna, slowly puckering up. "...welcome." His lips touched hers and he began kissing her.

Joanna smiled and blushed as she kissed Chris back. She then slowly broke the kiss and stared at him. "Goodnight Chris." she said sweetly.

"Goodnight...my blueberry Joanna." Chris said kindly, hugging her.

Soon, they both nodded off into a drift sleep, having sweet dreams about each other.

END