"The Choker of Fattening"
(a Xiaolin Showdown story)
by Double L

"Hurry! We must go through!" shouted Dojo, as the long green dragon carried the four young Xaiolin monks on his back. "To the new Shen-Gong-Wu!"

"Dojo...when are you going to stop rhyming?" asked Raimundo, as the Brailizian young boy rode behind Dojo's head.

"Yes, it is most wracking on my nerves!" shouted Omi, the short bald monk with his fingers in his ears.

"Nerve-wracking, pardner," said Clay, the cowboy Xaiolin who was between Rai and Omi.

"Is that not what I said?" asked Omi, confused.

"I can not deny! When this Choker is activated, I can not stop rhyming, that is no lie! Since this rhyming thing is overdue, we must get this Shen-Gong-Wu!" went Dojo, as they landed on a tropical island.

"This is nice," said Kimiko, as the Japanese girl slid off the dragon's back. "Normally, we get icebergs or desserts," she said; once all the monks were off, Dojo shrunk into his regular size. "There! I see the Choker!"

"What do ya all reckon it does?" asked Clay, the cowboy taking off his hat to scratch his head.

"We would know if someone had not made Dojo burn the scroll," said Kimiko, glaring at Clay.

"Well, how was I supposed ta know Dojo was alergic to genuine steak sauce?" asked Clay.

"Quick, end this mess! Grab the Choker before it falls into the hands of dark..." began Dojo, before a hand grabbed the Choker.

"Jack Spicer..." said Omi.

"Do you really have to say my name everytime we meet?" asked Jack Spicer, as the evil boy genius flew in the air with two propellers attached to his back. "You monks are so predictable!"

Rai then said, "And you aren't about to shout, 'Jack-Bots, attack!'?"

"I hate you so much right now..." said Jack, "JACK-BOTS! ATTACK!!!" With that, several large robot torsos appeared, each having metal claws to attack the monks. While the monks went to smashing the robots, Jack decided to take his chance to escape. As he did, a floating ghost with a mask appeared next to him.

"Cowardly...yet effective. It's not like you can beat the monks in a fight anyway," said the ghost.

"Wuya, do not make my victory mood..." began Jack, before...

"WELL OF GRAVITY!!!"

"AHHHHH!!!!" screamed Jack with a high-pitched little girl voice as he plunged into the ground, leaving a huge crater. "Ugh! Ugh! Wuya! I can't lift my arms...or ANYTHING!!!"

Wuya flew up to Jack's face and went, "DIDN'T I ADVISE YOU TO WORK OUT?!!! BUT OH NO!!! YOU WERE TOO OCCUPIED WITH YOUR LITTLE TOYS AND B-RATED MONSTER MOVIES!!!"

"Hey! Rampage of the 75-Foot Sabertooth Rabbit is a classic!" shouted Jack, before he saw a gloved hand with free fingers grabbing the Choker. "Hey! I stole that first!" he shouted, looking up to the robed man with long spikey hair. His hair was brown, but had streaks of black in it. He also wore glasses, and his robes had plates of armor attached to it. The man looked like he was in his early twenties.

"Ah, thank you, my friend!" shouted Omi, as the monks ran to the stranger. "Of course, I would have done better, but you came close!"

The stranger did not respond with words, but with a side kick to the face.

"I knew one day Omi's big head would finally get popped..." said Rai.

"Who are you?!!!" shouted Kimiko.

"And how do you have the Well of Gravity?!!! I haven't even sensed that Shen-Gong-Wu! Hey, my rhyming's gone!" shouted Dojo.

"Isn't it obvious, Dudjo?"

"Oh no..." went Dojo, before seeing a white dragon that looked like him, only with a more prominent mustace and white scales. "Azure!!!"

"Hi little brother, still can't sense the Wu until it reveals itself, huh?" asked Azure, sitting on the stranger's shoulder. "You always were the slow one in the family...but I figured you'd get over that limit, oh...2000 YEARS AGO!!!"

"Come on, Azure. We're wasting time with these...imbeciles," said the man.

"You just want get back to the big kitty at home," said Azure, before getting a look from the man. "Oh...ok. I should know by now not to insult a Heylin warrior,"

"Heylin warrior? Then, as my duty as a future Xiaolin Grand Master to defeat..." began Omi, just before the man swung his fist at him, sending Omi flying into a tree to get his head wedged into a knolehole. "HELP! THIS IS MOST NOT COMFORTABLE!!!"

"OMI!!!" went Clay, before growling at the man. "SEISMIC KICK, EARTH!!!" he shouted, before slamming the ground with his foot to release boulder-sized rubble from it. He then kicked them like soccer balls at the Heylin...only to see the enemy leap over them like skipping stones. "No way..." he went, before the Heylin landed on top of him, slamming him dizzy. "No mama...don't make me wear the jammies with the feet..." he went, stumbling around.

"TYPHOON BOOM, WIND!!!" shouted Rai, slapping his hands together to send a blast of wind at the Heylin.

"RAGING DRAGON, DARK FIRE!!!" shouted the Heylin, before he fired a dragon of fire from his palm at Rai's wind, overpowering it and making Rai run to evade being BBQed. However, Kimiko took the distraction to grab the Choker while the Heylin was distracted. To her dismay, the Heylin's grip on it was too tight and the two struggled with it until Kimiko pulled it away. However, the force sent the Choker around her neck and snapped shut.

"HA!!! You aren't getting this now!" laughed Kimiko; the laughter was to sound tough, for she couldn't get it off either.

"Drat! I needed that for my research! I'll have to alter it," said the Heylin, "You're coming with me," He reached into his robe, pulling out a glass orb on a round base. "WHIRLWIND OF WARP!!!" he shouted, before a whirlwind appeared, enveloping him and Kimiko within. When it stopped, the two were gone.

"Kimiko!" went Rai, seeing his friend had been captured.

"Ugh...what happened?" asked Clay, holding his head.

"Kimiko's been captured by dark forces!" shouted Rai.

"We better get Omi out of there and see Master Fung," said Clay.

"HEY!!! What about me?" asked Jack, still stuck in the hole.

Rai and Clay looked at each other, before Rai said, "Anyway, got any grease on ya?"

"I think I got some butter on me," said Clay, as they went to freeing Omi.
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"Master Fung! Master Fung!" shouted Omi, as the three remaining monks ran to their old teacher.

"What is it, young monks?" asked Fung, tending to a plant. "And where is Kimiko?" he continued, looking for the Dragon of Fire.

"She's been kidnapped by dark forces!" shouted Clay.

"A new guy. He didn't say his name, but he has glasses and spoke of doing research," added Rai.

"Glasses? Research?" mused Fung, a hand to his bushy mustace. He took a pencil and paper and started drawing, before showing a picture to the monks. "Did he look like this?"

"Yeah!" went Omi, "And Master Fung, you never said you could draw so well,"

"One tends to new hobbies when left alone," said Fung.

"So who is this fellar?" asked Clay.

"Kail Blacksun the Keeper of the Heylin Archives," answered Master Fung, "He has knowledge of the Shen-Gong-Wu, the Heylin, and more that even surpasses mine,"

"Wait...are you saying we got our butts kicked by a bookworm?" went Rai.

"Knowledge is a keen weapon, Raimundo. One who knows a great deal will conquer a great deal," replied Fung.

Rai just blinked and went, "You must have a log of all these sayings, don't you?"

"Grrr..." went Dojo, "I know Kimiko's kidnapping is bad news...BUT I CAN'T STAND BEING OUTDONE BY AZURE AGAIN!!! Just because he happens to be a few centuries older, he thinks he knows everything!" Dojo then noticed the stares he got and went, "Oh...right. I keep forgetting a century is a long time for you guys,"
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Meanwhile...

"Well, I see you're finally up," went a voice, as Kimiko's eyes opened. Standing there was the man who kidnapped her, Azure along his shoulders.

Kimiko leaped into action, and went, "Where'd you take me?!!!" She reached for her belongings, before finding it was gone.

"Looking for these?" asked the man, holding the Star of Hanurbi and the Golden Tiger Claws that Kimiko have had in her pocession. "I don't thing you'll be blasting or teleporting out of anywhere," he said, "But I thank you...I've been needing these for my collection,"

Kimiko then went, "Whatever evil plan you have won't suceed!"

"Oh, so all Heylin are evil?" asked the man.

"Uh...yeah!" went Kimiko.

"Hmm...I do admit I use the powers of darkness, but light and darkness are just forces. They have no wills of their own...only the ones who use them do," said the man. "I am indeed a Heylin, but I have no need to rule the world...no desire to cover it in darkness. I just want to know what man has not," he said, "I am Kail Blacksun. Welcome to the Heylin Archives,"

"The Heylin Archives?" asked Kimiko.

"Yes. Long ago, the greatest minds of the Heylin recorded their knowledge and the greatest fighters preserved their techniques. All of that was put in this very place," said Kail, "I am the current Keeper of this place of learning,"

"In otherwords, you're the librarian for a place filled with books on evil," said Kimiko, sweatdropping.

Kail made no reaction, as he said, "Believe what you will. In my training to preserve and protect this place, I have studied many of these books," He walked to the next room, having Kimiko follow him. Her eyes widened to see the massive halls, walls and walls of many, many books.

"You've been reading all these?!!!" shouted Kimiko.

"I'm not quite finished yet," said Kail, "Now then...we shall take you to your room,"

"And what makes you think I'm going to go willingly?" asked Kimiko.

Kail pointed behind her and went, "Them," Kimiko turned around to see huge suits of armor, moving on their own, with glowing energy emitting from openings in their bodies. "They help me protect this place and are loyal to me," he explained, as the armor golems followed him through the halls, carrying the struggling Kimiko.

"Great...not only I am captured by a crazy Heylin, but now I'm getting hungry!" went Kimiko.

Kail then replied, "That is to be expected. The Shen-Gong-Wu around your neck is called the Choker of Fattening,"

"The what?!!!" went Kimiko.

"It was created to render the wearer into a state of helpness. The Choker eventually renders its bearer into a fat and hungry-minded creature," said Kail, "My plan was to study its magics and see what causes it. Now that you have it, I can't remove it until Azure can feel the Zaidei Key. Until then, I'll be studying you," With that, the knights threw Kimiko into a room. "And don't even think about trying any escapes. My knights do not rest and patrol this entire fortress," said Kail, before leaving. Soon after that, a knight came in, carrying a huge plate of food, loaded with many varieties. Kimiko fought her hunger the best she could, but couldn't and caved in. She tore into the food, eating ravenously, feeling her gut slowly expanding with each finished treat.

"Long time no see!" shouted a familar voice. Kimiko looked up, her mouth full of food, and her eyes widened.

"KUTNUPPUL?!!!" went Kimiko, her words muffled by the food. Indeed, it was her old enemy, Katnappe, the ninja-like cat lover. However, she had changed much since last time. She still wore her black outfit with the cat ears, but it was stretching beyond its limits due to the fact she had fattened up to over 300 lbs. Her once lithe arms and legs were now round pillars of jelly-like flesh, and her thighs, gymnast built, were now like two giant hams. Katnappe's belly and butt were gigantic, round jiggling masses, and she now had a large, flabby chest. Her kitty makeup was now over a face with big chubby cheeks and a double-chin. Kimiko swallowed the food in her mouth, and went, "What happened?!!! You're fatter than Tubbimura!!!"

"Hey, living like a cat tends to make you fat," said Katnappe, before munching into the drumstick she was holding. She tore some flesh off and gulped it down, before continuing, "We met over the web. Soon, it turned to an online-romance (Sigh). Eventually, I told him I wanted to meet him, so he arranged this so I can come here without finding out where we are,"

"You don't know where we are?" asked Kimiko, before gulping down some more food.

Katnappe shrugged and said, "Like I even care now. I got lots of food and lodgings. Apparently, he knows how to live well. With all the comfort and munchies I can eat anytime I want, I pretty figured trying to stay in shape was too much trouble. Of course, with that thing around you're neck, you'll know what I mean," She then laughed, making herself jiggle, before saying, "Well, I got some Z's to catch. This literal fat cat has to keep to her schedule,"
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"Hmm....apparently, the Choker makes the victim gain at a rate abnormal to humans," said Kail, as he watched Kimiko from a floor above. He jogged down some notes, going, "Fascinating..." Ever since Kimiko gotten to the Heylin Archives, she has slowly been getting fat. Her once flat stomach and almost non-existant chest were now huge round balls of lard that bounced as she moved. Kimiko's trained thin legs and thighs were now large mounds of flab, and her butt was a giant jello-like mass. Kimiko's arms had puffed out with her newfound fat, and her face had puffed up as if stung by a bee. "Her hunger doesn't seem to have stopped or grown. Must be a steady process," said Kail, continuing to write down notes.

"Oh Kail honey!" went Katnappe, before she enveloped her lover in a fleshy hug.

"What is it, my dear?" asked Kail, his tone showing care for her but also needing to work.

"You promised me you'd have dinner with me," said Katnappe, stroking her head against Kail's, like a cat would.

"Very well," said Kail, before throwing the notepad and the pencil to Azure. "Write down anything you find strange,"

"But Kail, research is SOOOOO boring!!!" shouted Azure.

"Would you rather do research...or shine all the knights again? They gotten filthy since last time," said Kail.

"Research it is!" shouted Azure, putting on a pair of eye glasses and watching Kimiko.

"If you sense any Shen-Gong-Wu, then you can stop," said Kail, arm around Katnappe the best he could, as they went to the dining hall.
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Later at the Xiaolin temple...

"Hey, don't blame me for never mentioning the back-up scrolls I made! You eJabedin me to remeber what I did over 2000 years ago?" asked Dojo, as he, the three remaining Xiaolin Dragons, and Master Fung went down to the secret room in the school.

"Here it is," said Master Fung, taking a scroll from the shelf. He opened it up and said, "The Choker of Fattening,"

"Designed to render the victim into being too fat and helpless with a mind controlled only by hunger," said Omi, reading the scroll. As he did, the scroll showed an image of two black figures, and one snapping the choker around the other's neck. The one with the choker then began eating food that appeared around him until he was a huge round ball, unable to move.

"Why would anyone want to make a Shen-Gong-Wu like that?" asked Rai.

"Maybe whoever making them was running of ideas at that point," suggested Dojo, before he started trembling. "HEY!!!! I'm SENSING a new Shen-GONG-Wu!!! It MUST BE the Feather OF HAWK!!! THAT always makes my TONE OUT of control,"

Fung then took another scroll and opened it to show the boys.

"The Feather of Hawk. Designed to transform the user into a hawk," said Rai, reading the scroll as the image inside showed a figure raising the feather up and turning into a hawk that flew away.

"LET'S go, GO, go!" shouted Dojo, transforming into his larger form to carry Rai, Clay, and Omi on his back.
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Meanwhile...

"Kail! I have sensed the Feather of Hawk some time ago. I gotten lost on my way through here," said Azure, slithering to Kail, who was eating with Katnappe.

"Sorry, dear, but duty calls," said Kail, standing up.

"I understand," said Katnappe, before she chugged down a glass of milk down. "Besides, you'll be back here long before I'm done,"

"For this mission, I believe I will take the Gauntlet of Xar, the Atomos Axe, and the Golden Tiger Claws," said Kail, standing up as three knights brought him the Shen-Gong-Wu he required. Azure climbed over Kail's shoulder, before whispering where the location was. "GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS!!!" shouted Kail, before slashing open a hole in reality and jumping inside.
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At a waterfall in the rainforest...

"I see it! Its on that branch there!" shouted Rai, pointing to the silver feather resting on a branch protruding from the water. However, a metal claw then had grabbed the Shen-Gong-Wu; the claw belonged to a giant black jet with yellow streaks on it.

"Now the Feather of Hawk belongs to me: Jack Spicer! Evil boy..." began Jack at the controls, before Wuya growled at his side.

"You moron! Don't stop to announce your victory! Just go!" shouted Wuya.

"Wuya! That's so rude!" shouted Jack, before hearing a thump on his jet. He then shouted, "HEY! No hitchhikers!" He and the monks then saw it was Kail Blacksun on the wing.

"It's the guy who kidnapped Kimiko!" shouted Rai.

"Pardner, you're slimier than a greased snail swimming in old expired bacon!" shouted Clay.

"I have no idea what Clay said, but I agree!" shouted Omi.

Jack then said, "This looks like a good idea to test out my lastest work! SUPER JACK-BOT!!! ATTACK FOUR-EYES!!" With that, a giant Jack-Bot appeared, armed to the teeth, and was very golem-like in appearance. "Let's see you stand up to..."

POW!

SMASH!

BOOM!!

"AHHH!!!!" screamed Jack, seeing the pieces of his robot go flying. "You monster! He was so young..."

"I have no time for Heylin wannabes," said Kail, before he punched straight through the solid metal of Jack's wing.

"COOL!!!" went Jack, making Wuya sigh. Kail then ripped out some wires and some parts from inside. "I MEAN NOT COOL!!!" went Jack, as his jet started going out of control. Kail leaped off in time, knocking away the Feather of Hawk, to watch Jack's jet go spinning away.

As Jack let out his high-pitched girly scream, Wuya screamed, "YOU IDDDDIOOTTTTTTTTT!!!!"

"I shall grab the Shen-Gong-Wu while we still have a chance!" shouted Omi, running for the Falcon of Hawk. At the same moment he had touched the Feather of Hawk, Kail had done so as well. "Kail Blacksun, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown!!!" shouted Omi.

"Very well. My Axe of Atomos versus your Third Arm Sash. The challenge shall be a one-chance ping-pong match. We'll both knock a ball towards each other, and whoever misses or gets hits loses!"

"Let's go! XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!!!!" shouted Omi, as the ground shook and the trees grew taller and taller. The place they stood on grew taller as well until it resembled a huge stone court. Omi now wore a blue ninja outfit that only exposed his eyes, while Kail remained the same. The Feather of Hawk floated over the field, before a ball of energy formed and shot at Omi. Omi spiked it, sending it towards Kail.

"HYAH!!!" went Kail, kicking the ball right back at Omi.

"THIRD ARM SASH!!!" shouted Omi, putting the glowing blue sash around his waist. This caused the sash to spawn out like an arm, which stretched out and spiked back the ball.

"Interesting," said Kail, before he took out a golden axe with a ruby that looked like an eye. "AXE OF ATOMOS!!!" he shouted, before he slammed the ground with the axe. This caused a fault line to open up, the force blasting back the ball.

"The Axe of Atomos. Designed to give the user the power of an earthquake," said Azure, holding up a scroll.

"WAHHH!!!" went Omi, "TSUNAMI STRIKE! WATER!!!" With that, he summoned a geyser of water to push back the ball at Kail.

"So you want to put our elements up to the task? RAGING DRAGON! DARK FIRE!!!" shouted Kail, before his arms were covered in the red and black flames. From them, he unleashed the powerful dragon that met with the geyser. The two forces pushed against each other.

"Water cools down fire, Kail Blacksun, so I will be most victorious!" shouted Omi.

Kail then responded, "Anyone with a brain knows that fire can make water evaporate. So we are matched now...but for how long?" With that, he continyued holding back with only one hand while his free hand held the Axe of Atomos.

"He can perform his attack with just one hand?!!!" went Clay.

"This does not look good..." said Dojo.

"That depends on your point of view, Dudjo," said Azure.

Kail raised up the Axe of Atomos, shouting, "AXE OF ATOMOS!" He then slammed it on the ground, sending a fault line at Omi. The force sent Omi up into the air, canceling out his geyser. When he landed, the ball struck him smack damb in his face. The place then shook as everything went back to normal, and Kail was holding the Axe of Atomos, the Third Arm Sash, and the Feather of Hawk.

"I acknowledge your victory, Kail Blacksun. But I request you free Kimiko from your grasp," said Omi.

"Not until my research is done. Besides, I can't break the choker's hold until the Zaidei Key reveals itself. So long," said Kail, about to leave when the dragons began to twitch and act weird.

"I SENSE IT!!!" shouted Dojo, "The Zaidei Key!"

"I sensed it first!" shouted Azure, "And unlike you, Dudjo, it doesn't give me watery eyes!"

"So what? I'm getting better, Az...Az...Az...oh, why did you have to have a name so hard to make fun of?!!!" shouted Dojo.

"Well, the research was fascinating while it lasted. But I really need it off her now," said Kail, as Azure whispered the location in his ear. "GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS!!!" he shouted, before slashing open and diving into a hole in reality.

"We will not be beaten twice!" shouted Omi, as Dojo grew into his giant form. He, Clay, Raimundo, and Dojo held onto a blue sphere on a staff, shouting, "SHARD OF LIGHTNING!!!"
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Soon...

"A swamp...how irritating," said Kail, appearing from the hole in reality, when the Xiaolin Dragons appeared. Kail's eyes widened and asked, "How'd you get here so fast?"

"Using the Shard of Lightning, we stopped time and arrived here just when you did," said Rai.

Kail then went, "Hmm...I have a proposition,"

"Hmm?" went the dragons.

"We both clearly want the Choker off your friend. How about we make a deal? We find the Key together and free your friend. I'll give you back the Third Arm Sash and the Star of Hanurbi, in exchange in keeping the Zaidei Key and the Choker of Fattening," said Kail.

"What about the Golden Tiger Claws?" asked Clay.

"That I can not allow. My fortress must remain hidden...I can't have any unexpected visitors," said Kail, "You have nothing to lose from trusting me. I am a Heylin only wishing for knowledge, not spreading evil,"

Omi looked at Kail, giving him a good staredown, before shaking Kail's hand.

"I agree to this truce," said Omi.
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Meanwhile...

Katnappe belched, her hands resting on her stuffed sumo-sized belly. Suddenly, she recieved a beeping on her cell phone. She had a bit of trouble wedging it out from her fat folds, but eventually suceeded.

"Hello? Oh, Kail honey? Huh? You're being held up? I don't like waiting, so you better bring me back some takeout," said Katnappe, before hearing a growl. "Huh?" she went, before her cell phone was knocked out of her hands.
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"Katnappe?!!! Katnappe!" shouted Kail over his phone, worried.

"Dude...are you and the cat-freak...an item?" asked Rai.

"How can they be items? They are both people!" shouted Omi.

"Pardner, you certainly need to brush up on some things," said Clay.

"I don't like this..." said Kail, before sitting down. "Sight of the Dark Eyes..." he went, before going into some trance.

"I have heard tales of this Heylin technique," said Omi.

Kail's eyes quickly opened, and he went, "No! Azure, quick! Give me the scroll for the Choker!"

"Yes, boss!" shouted Azure, throwing Kail the scroll.

Kail skimmed down the Choker's scroll and went, "Nothing here that I haven't already looked,"

"Uh, there's some on the back," said Dojo, before Kail flipped it around.

"AUGHH!!! Who was the genius who didn't put some kind of transition mark?!!!" shouted Kail, before calming down and reading the text. "The Choker of Fattening is actually an item that contains the spirit of an ancient evil Heylin creature named Futoi-Futoi. If the Choker is on too long, the victim will become the new host for Futoi-Futoi and..."

"Let me guess...1000 years of darkness?" asked Rai.

"No...she'll consume the world...literary. This creature is nothing more than mere hunger with a conciousness," said Kail, "Katnappe is now stuck with some monster!!!"

Suddenly, a whirlwind appeared and out came the gasping Katnappe, holding the Whirlwind of Warp.

"Is that..?" began Rai.

"She's more porkier than my granddaddy's old prize hog!" shouted Clay.

"What's with that girl?!! She tried to bite my head off!" gasped Katnappe.

"Tell us what happened," said Kail.

"Not...until...I get...my...breath. It's not...easy...hauling...345 lbs...of beauty...so quickly," went Katnappe. When she caught her breath, she said, "Ok...what happened was..." began Katnappe.
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(Flashback)

"What do you want? And my...how big you gotten..." said Katnappe, seeing Kimiko had now fattened up to over 500 lbs, making her even fatter than Katnappe. She was a giant ball of jiggling lard, and was reaching the blobby, shapeless state of body. Her eyes had turned like a lizard's.

"Hungry...must eat..." went Kimiko, her voice mutated as she opened her mouth to reveal she now had sharp teeth.

"YAHHHHH!!!" went Katnappe, moving away. She turned her head to see Kimiko's mouth was full of the wood from the table she had munched instead.

"So fat...so tasty-looking..." went Kimiko.

"YIKES!!!" went Katnappe, dialing on her phone. "Kail, honey! HELP!!!" she shouted, as she waddled down the halls, grabbing her precious kittens as she moved. She ducked into a safe room, and hid the little cats there. As she talked, she saw the knights keeping Kimiko at bay. However, Kimiko smashed them away and chased after Katnappe again. The cat-lover ducked into Kail's Shen-Gong-Wu vault hall, and saw the Warping Whirlwind. "I better get to Kail," she thought, before she saw Kimiko greedily grabbing some Shen-Gong-Wu.

"Smell Zaidei Key...must eat before Choker off," said Kimiko, grabbing a pair of Shen-Gong-Wu and stuffing them in her fat rolls. She then took a Shen-Gong-Wu that looked like the front of a sled with handles. "Light-Speed Sled..." she went, before vanishing.

"WARPING WHIRLWIND!!!" went Katnappe, holding the Wu as she vanished into the winds.
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"The Light Speed Sled: designed to allow user to travel fast as the speed of light," said Dojo.

"A 100-year old would know that easily, Dumbjo," said Azure.

"Enough! We must find the Zaidei Key!" shouted Omi, before hearing a roar.

"Kimiko! Look's like someone's been putting away the grocceries," said Raimundo, seeing how big Kimiko was now.

"That's not her now. She's under Futoi-Futoi's control," said Kail.

"Hungry...you all look tasty..." went Kimiko.

"It's five of us against one of you!" shouted Clay, before their eyes widened to see Kimiko swell up into a grand, obese giantess.

"You just had to open your Texas-sized mouth..." said Rai.

"RUN!!!" went Dojo, before they fled, and Kimiko chased after them.

Kail held up the Golden Tiger Claws and the Axe of Atomos, and threw them to Katnappe.

"You'll need them!" shouted Kail, before he saw Kimiko reaching for him. "FEATHER OF HAWK!!!" shouted Kail, before he turned into a hawk. He then flew from Kimiko's giant, pudgy hand.

"AXE OF ATOMOS!!!" went Katnappe, slamming the axe into the ground. The quake shook up the ground, and forced Kimiko onto her massive backside. "She's so fat, she won't be able to..." began Katnappe, before Kimiko grabbed the ground and used the levarage to get on her flabby feet. "Scratch that..." went Katnappe, "GOLDEN TIGER CLAWS!!!" With that, she jumped into a portal and reappeared in front of the group.

Kimiko then grabbed a boulder and threw it at the gang, shouting, "Pancakes..."

"REVERSING MIRROR!!!" went Rai, holding up a mirror in front of him, bouncing the boulder back at Kimiko. It went flying, but into her giant gut, making it bounce off harmlessly.

The Kail hawk turned back to Normal Kail, who then said, "I see the Zaidei Key! We have to grab it!" Everyone leaped for the Wu...and caught it all at the same time.

"Want...eat!" roared Kimiko.

"We challenge you to a Shen Yi Bu Dare! Each of us will wadger two Shen-Gong-Wu!" shouted Omi, "I will wadger the Orb of Tornami and the Shroud of Shadows!"

"I'll wadger the Lasso Boa Boa and the Fist of Tebigong!" shouted Clay.

"I wadger the Sword of the Storms and the Reversing Mirror," said Rai.

"I'll wadger my Gaunter of Xar and the Feather of Hawk," said Kail.

"And I'll wadger the Golden Tiger Claws and the Axe of Atomos," said Katnappe.

"Wadger..." went Kimiko, reaching into her fat to pull out two Shen-Gong-Wu. "Whip of Kathorn..." she said, holding the whip in her fat left hand. "And Bat of Sorass..." she continued, showing the black bat-shaped Wu in her right.

"The challenge shall be which side can grab the Zaidei Key!" shouted Omi, before the area began shaking. The trees grew taller, and the shallow marsh swelled into a huge lake with some stone paths. The Zaidei Key floated over to the branches of a huge tree.

"GONG-NI-TEMPAI!!!" shouted everyone, as the showdown began.

"The harder they are, the bigger they fall!" shouted Omi.

"I'm not even going to touch that one..." said Rai.

"RARRRRRR!!!" roared Kimiko, before she leaped up a great height, despite her enormous weight.

"MONDO BELLY FLOP!!!" shouted Raimundo, before they all ran. However, Kimiko managed to land on top of Kail.

"KAIL!!!" shouted Katnappe, believing her lover to be squashed.

"Even a warrior of darkness does not to deserve a most..." began Omi, before Kimiko was slowly lifted into the air.

"GAUNTLET OF XAR!!!" shouted Kail, holding up Kimiko with great strain. His strange gauntlet was glowing.

Azure then said, "The Gauntlet of Xar: Grants the user super-human strength,"

Dojo then went, "I already knew that, Azure! Looks like your brain is starting to succumb to age..."

"This coming from a dragon who couldn't get out of diapers for 500 years?" asked Azure.

"HEY! I was young and you were the one who told me about the monster that..." began Dojo, before the two dragons were shaken up from the impact of Kimiko thrown into the ground.

"LASSO BOA-BOA!!!" shouted Clay, throwing a snake-like rope at Kimiko that tied Kimiko's flabby wrists together.

"I'll get the Zaidei Key!" shouted Katnappe, slashing open a hole in reality and leaping in. Another hole opened up over the branch where the Zaidei Key was and out came Katnappe. "Simple trick for a cat bugular like myself," she grinned.

"WHIP OF KATHORN!!!!"

"Wah?!!!" went Katnappe, barely dodging a whip. She looked and saw Clay got overpowered by Kimiko, for he was now tied up by the Lasso Boa-Boa.

"The Whip of Kathorn: A weapon that can extend to any distance and bend according to the user's mind," went Dojo, but Azure just yawned.

"BAT OF SORASS!!!" went Kimiko, throwing up the strange bat-like wu. Suddenly, it became flesh, and grew into large bat monster.

"The Bat of Sorass: Designed to attack your enemies with sound waves!" went Dojo and Azure at the same time, trying to finish before the other.

"AHHHH!!!" went Katnappe, dodging the bat's sonic screams.

"Uh...Katnappe? I don't think that branch was meant to hold a hefer, much less..." began Clay, before the branch Katnappe was on snapped.

"Hold on!" shouted Rai, pulling out the Sword of Storms as he ran near where Katnappe would crash. "SWORD OF THE STORMS!!!" he shouted, spinning the sword to form a huge whirlwind that slowed down Katnappe's descent. "Whoa...and I thought Clay was a load of weight..." panted Rai, when Katnappe was safely on the ground.

"EEKKKK!!!" screeched the Bat of Sorass, before it fired a sonic blast at Rai.

Katnappe saw it coming, so she grabbed the Reversing Mirror from Rai, shouting, "REVERSING MIRROR!!!" The sonic blast bounced off, striking the bat and turning it back into a Wu.

"One chance...keep her busy! We'll get the Wu!" shouted Kail, dragging Omi along. He muttered his plan to him, before Omi nodded. "FEATHER OF HAWK!!!" he shouted, turning into a large hawk. He perched on Omi's shoulders, as the little monk pulled out his Orb of Tornami.

"ORB OF TORNAMI!!!" shouted Omi, pointing the orb towards the ground under his stomach. Water gusted out of the orb, blasting Omi and the Kail Hawk up towards the Zaidei Key. When it reached its descent, Omi stopped the water and Kail Hawk spread out his wings, gripping his talons carefully onto Omi. Due to Omi's small size, Kail Hawk was able to carry him through the air. "HA-HA!" went Omi, as he grabbed the Zaidei Key. Everything turned back to normal, leaving Kimiko to roar.

"NOOOOOOOO!!!" roared Kimiko; inside Futoi-Futoi knew she was about to lose her host.

"ZAIDEI KEY!!!" shouted Omi, as he dive bombed onto Kimiko's neck, striking the Choker of Fattening with the key. The Choker snapped open and fell to the ground, as Kimiko began to shrink. She dropped down to an obese size of 500 lbs, and Omi safely landed on her bulgy belly.

Kimiko was on her back, as her eyes opened.

"Ok...three things: 1: What just happened? 2: Why do I look like I'm ready for sumo wrestling? 3: Omi, get off me," went Kimiko, before Omi rolled off her stomach. The gang explained what happened to her, making her eyes blink as she gripped her belly rolls of blubber. "But if Futoi-Futoi is now out of me, why am I still so fat?"

"What you did to yourself under the Choker's influence will stay on you. Only Futoi-Futoi's complete influence disappears," went Kail, taking the Choker and throwing into a bag along with his share of the collected Wu.

Omi went to the Heylin, and went, "You are most different from other Heylin. Can we agree to a truce?"

Kail then responded, "Since I have no intention of ruling the world, but rather learning all the mysteries, I see no point in fighting you. Agreed," He then shook Omi's hand, before he, Azure, and Katnappe disappeared into the Warping Whirlwind.

"Ok, time to get home," said Dojo.

"Uh, why aren't you big?" asked Rai.

"Well...I was hoping we could take the Silver Manta Ray. I don't think my back can handle the extra we..." began Dojo, before hearing a growl from Kimiko. "Waiting! The Silver Manta Ray will be faster!"

The End